Then put your own words in your mouth. Be specific, your mother is purchasing an ounce of what from your grandmother? I hope it's an ounce of cyanide to poison your breakfast tomorrow you feisty little tart.-El.Gato
Makeup does wonders... if you wake up next to a girl you would understand this.
All this religion aside, people who can't kill will always be subject to those who can.
-Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert
I mean seriously, homes, why would our Iraqi brethren want 400 pounds of C-4, claymores and crates of M-16s? I mean, it just doesn't make any sense. Oh, wait! You know, they could be using all that C-4 for, like, a giant 4th of July celebration. What do you think, Brad?
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
my girlfriend told me i couldn't afford to buy beer anymore. then i caught her spending $100 on makeup. when i asked her about it she said she needed it to look pretty for me. i told her that was what the beer was for.
Wiley Miller: "Well skiing is kinda like partying, you swerve to and fro, hit shit, and sometimes you fall. You can be hurting the next day and say iíll never do that again, yet a few days later your back at the same stupid antics you were doing."
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long" -skithesprings
RIP CR Johnson 2/24/10
RIP Shane McConkey 3/26/09
RIP Travis Steeger 2/27/09
RIP Hoot Brown 3/24/06
L.R.N.A./El Dictator of Norwegia http://www.bringvictory.com "That's like saying 'I like Christmas because Santa breaks my legs and kills my cats every year." -Billek
"Matt Fry is a super talented rapist" - VCharrette
Hai : )
But chicks love that shit almost as much as they love smiley faces... And we all know bitches fucking love smiley faces. - thugaim
Arabian. here, taking a quick break from sucking dick and redesigning drapes to tell you that I approve of this thread - Arabian
It's not like I burst out of the womb going La Di Da shitting rainbows and sneezing glitter.
I had to be sure. - Arabian.
my girlfriend just knows afterbang involves no cuddling - dbchili.