spraypaint "SLUT" on her garage door and then piss in her bed while she sleeps. chicks love that shit.
"i dont spin. i just go straight off the feature and then let the wind blow me how it wants to."- NativeClothing
+k, I laughed so hard when I saw "Airplanes are fucking cool." Greatest description ever
"True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have it until you catch the early flight home from San Diego and two nude people jump out of your bathroom like some god damned magic show getting ready to double team your girlfriend."-Luke Wilson