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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY JESUS

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DreadHawkins
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today is the big mans b-day
Dec 25 2010 7:53AM
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Toasty.
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sorry, but hes not real.
Dec 25 2010 8:03AM
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daskis
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Merry Christmas for those of you who celebrate it on NS :)
Dec 25 2010 8:07AM
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Dudesinpools
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actually if i'm not mistaken Jesus was actually a real person. I think you may be talking about God.

ALSO, Jesus wasn't actually born on this day, it was actually sometime in the spring.

Merry Christmas NS'ers
Dec 25 2010 8:41AM
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207
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Jesus is probably slaying pow on his b-day.
Dec 25 2010 9:50AM
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thisandthatfilms
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fuck yeah he is
Dec 25 2010 9:51AM
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applejuice.
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YAY! well for the believers on NS, Merry Christmas and God bless :)
Dec 25 2010 9:56AM
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Mike-O
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A book published by author and historian Jonas Gardell shows that the highly romanticized, handsome and intelligent Jesus was most likely an ugly, toothless and homeless beggar named Joshua.

He ranted about the position of the poor, sick and criminals compared to the wealthier jews for about two months before he was killed on the cross, not because he was very influential, but because he was fucking annoying and a criminal. He also compared heathens to dogs and cared only about jews.
Dec 25 2010 10:06AM
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Toasty.
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and he was carpenter
Dec 25 2010 10:22AM
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JamesR
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This is more correct but also wrong. The Jesus of the bible was based on MANY people, factual and fiction.
Dec 25 2010 10:41AM
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shocker611
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hahahaha you are the most retarded human being on the planet
Dec 25 2010 10:42AM
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jibnut
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get out
Dec 25 2010 10:43AM
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shocker611
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uhhh pretty sure he was in roman records during every ten year census until his death? not too sure how it is fiction.. the only argument here is if he is the son of God or not
Dec 25 2010 10:44AM
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Afeld
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Dec 25 2010 11:14AM
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Benjo
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sorry but it was yesterday, dumbass.
Dec 25 2010 11:15AM
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JahJahBinks
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You know we don't actually know Jesus' birthday. So it's probably wrong to say happy birthday.
Dec 25 2010 11:25AM
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Mike-O
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Hahaha, oh wow. The pot calling the kettle black.
Dec 25 2010 11:29AM
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Barf.
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Hi Sam, Merry Christmas.
Dec 25 2010 11:30AM
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naturday
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Happy Birthday Baby Jesus!
Dec 25 2010 11:31AM
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JamesR
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Ok, time for me to deepthroat the troll bait. The closest any records get to Jesus were the writings of Josephus. As Josephus never met the man or never even met anyone who met the man, what he wrote is about as credible as saying i know Jesus is real because my friend's cousin's grandma's hair dresser knew him.
Dec 25 2010 11:34AM
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brandon_
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Not that i'm religious or anything, (currently, in my years to decide about what to believe in to)
But if everyone here is going to talk out of their ass's about Jesus, or Joshua, or Joseph, or anyone, show credible sources, too show you're not talking out of your ass.
Dec 25 2010 11:37AM
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Mike-O
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Well, I thought I stated one credible source, a historian and author Jonas Gardell and his new book, Om Jesus, that he spent years researching. Don't know when it will be translated.

What's with all this pent up anger, "talking out of your ass"? Do your own research. You're "in your years to decide what to believe"... Oh wow. Good luck with that.
Dec 25 2010 11:55AM
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eljusto.
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I lololol'd
Dec 25 2010 11:57AM
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brandon_
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Everyone (minus you, i'm researching into this guys book right now +k) talks out of their ass, from what they hear, not from what they know from a credible source.
I am doing my own research.
Dec 25 2010 12:09PM
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JamesR
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sparknotes: I want good hard evidence to know what to believe but im unwilling to look anything up myself.

well done man lol. but i'll humor you. What do you want sources for?
Dec 25 2010 12:12PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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Ya for Jesus!
Dec 25 2010 12:16PM
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brandon_
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It's not that i'm 'unwilling' to look anything up myself, but if someone is going to debate a point wether or not Jesus lived, at least give sources to which your side stands for; to be honest tho, i'm not expecting anyone too post sources. It's NSG!
Dec 25 2010 12:18PM
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Toasty.
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Dec 25 2010 12:31PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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Can we for once, just for once, not have to cut down or prop up other people's beliefs and--Oh wait...this is NSG.

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Dec 25 2010 12:37PM
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rudager
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This is how it went down 2000 or so years ago

Dec 25 2010 12:58PM
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bakedpow
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Don't you mean jah bless???




































hehehe
Dec 25 2010 1:28PM
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H8CH
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Jesus was a hipster...
Dec 25 2010 2:37PM
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MADDECENT
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Dec 25 2010 3:08PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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nice to see im not the only one, God bless 
Dec 25 2010 3:09PM
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DreadHawkins
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fuck jah how many people are actually Rastafarian, almost everybody on this website are rich white kids
Dec 26 2010 10:10AM
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cwillygood
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WRONG!!
Dec 26 2010 11:24AM
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