So this semester I got in trouble twice. First day back at school I wrote MILF and CUNT on my friend's door cause she wasn't there when I went to visit. She thought it was my roommate, who she dislikes, so she reported it. He got called down to the RD for the incident so I was forced to confess. The girl didn't care it was me but it was too late and I got filed for sexual harassment and am on probation for a year a half..
Secondly, two weeks ago, I smeared butter over some kid's car who lived on my floor last year with a friend. It was 5 in the morning... Two days later we find out that he pulled security tapes and was 100% able to identify the people once he found the clip. We had to confess and now I'm waiting for my appointment with the RD... We payed for his carwash and got the rest of the butter off (there was a lot..)
Both times i was shitfaced and both people I did the stuff too were RA's... woops. Share you're stories.