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Son. of. a. bitch.

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pomme-de-terre
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i just realized i left the tv on downstairs. but not just downstairs, oh no, i mean the fucking BASEMENT. thats like twenty fucking stairs. three fucking flights. at least one light-switch, definitely two doorknobs. then a TV remote, then all of that other shit just the other order.



FUCK.



Dec 19 2010 12:08AM
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theabortionator
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cool. story. bro.
Dec 19 2010 12:10AM
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hunterBear
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by the time it took you to bitch about that simple task. you could have done it lazy ass.
Dec 19 2010 12:11AM
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kootenayklaus
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There's an app for that.

Dec 19 2010 12:12AM
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thesheik
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plus you have to go down into the basement this late, and you fucking KNOW slenderman is waiting to get his.
Dec 19 2010 12:13AM
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bangarangmules
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Slenderman is probably down there waiting for you too.
Dec 19 2010 12:13AM
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SONlC
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Dec 19 2010 12:14AM
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_steffen_
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you're fucked you can turn it off in the morning
Dec 19 2010 12:14AM
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ORDEAL
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Don't do it. Slenderman bro.
Dec 19 2010 12:21AM
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pomme-de-terre
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i did it. it went pretty well until i got some chips on my way back up and then i spilled some and i was like "what the fuck is this shit?" at them off the floor and pressed onward.
Dec 19 2010 12:41AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Don't look now but slender man is behind you about to wrap his tentacles of death around you  

(if you looked you lose)

Dec 19 2010 12:44AM
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Gameboy
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glad slenderman didn't got your ass :)
Dec 19 2010 12:55AM
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Twinjibber77
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Best answer in this thread.
Dec 19 2010 2:25AM
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black_mamba
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r.i.p. dear friend you lived a noble life

signed,

slender
Dec 19 2010 2:27AM
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syrup.
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Glad you didn't find a strange white doll down there.
Dec 19 2010 2:28AM
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Waffles.
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insert slenderman comment here.
Dec 19 2010 2:30AM
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rickety_cricket
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He'll be waiting for you...
Dec 19 2010 2:34AM
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RosskillzIT
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sounds daunting. you need a slampiece to do that for you.

they make sammiches and do shit you dont want to.
Dec 19 2010 2:40AM
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Chickendodo
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...you have a 4 story house?
Dec 19 2010 2:50AM
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Twinjibber77
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We do it big in WNY
Dec 19 2010 2:53AM
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grilledsteezeyo
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SLENDERMAN
Dec 19 2010 10:43PM
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Peter.
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slenderman is so sketchy
Dec 19 2010 10:59PM
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Kellso
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bummer summer bro...
Dec 19 2010 11:01PM
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Milksteak
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dec 19 2010 11:02PM
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KatyPerry.
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Dec 19 2010 11:11PM
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MEGAZORD
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Dec 19 2010 11:13PM
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HermioneGranger
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Easy button?
Dec 19 2010 11:17PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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hey nub. there are like 12 stairs in a fight. that makes around 36 stairs. last time i checked 20 =/= 36.

get yo facts right next time homie
Dec 19 2010 11:29PM
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MEGAZORD
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LOLOLOL THERE ARE 20 STAIRS IN A FIGHT
Dec 19 2010 11:31PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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haha flight is defined?
Dec 19 2010 11:36PM
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Sam.Carson
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hhahahahahhaa i found it kinda funny
Dec 19 2010 11:59PM
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