alright well i wanna hear some solid stories from your families...you could be in it or they could be stories that you heard about your family members
well my family is really irish and really proud of it (my middle name is deValera, the founder of the Irish Republican Army, or IRA) and my grandfather's uncle, so i guess he'd be my great great grand uncle, was in the IRA and he was being chased by British soldiers. he and his fellow IRA member took cover behind a rock. he peeked over the rock to see where the soldiers were and a bullet came and shot a hole through his hat, but missed his head...pretty dope
also my grandfather used to be a new york city cop and one day he and his partner had to go settle a domestic dispute. they had been to the same apartment several times to settle domestic disputes, so my grandfather said he'd divorce them. so he took out his guide book or a notebook and told each of them to put their left hands on it and repeat after him. "I divorce you, I divorce, I divorce you in the name of the law." about two months later the "newly divorced couple" showed up at the precinct and told the chief that they wanted to undo their divorce. the chief was very confused so he asked them why they came...the chief then threatened to suspend my grandfather and his partner for "divorcing" the couple
sparknotes: relative in the IRA bullet through his hat that he was wearing, but it missed his head...new york city cop grandfather "divorced" a couple with his rulebook
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