If you're a troll then thanks anyways.
If not then try this website for info.
www.pinkbike.com It's a MT bike specific forum instead of the OT of a ski specific website.
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow.
but.. but tom wallisch wears tall t's-Mgrange