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Strangest Trail Name

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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
pretty self explanatory, what is the weirdest name of a trail you have come across,

Mine would be Organgrinder at Sugarbush,


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Dec 16 2010 10:44AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
some cliff/line on that one map in eye trip, "me so hawny"
Dec 16 2010 10:46AM
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gr4
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 945
purgatory has a run called what and a run called where. makes it pretty funny to say that you wanna ski them.
Dec 16 2010 10:48AM
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eljusto.
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Papoose - Not weird just a funny sounding name
Dec 16 2010 10:54AM
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414.
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pussyfoot
Dec 16 2010 11:02AM
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chardi
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i can't think of any good ones, theyre all gay. organgrinder is a sick name
Dec 16 2010 11:06AM
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Lemuel
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Totaly opened this thread just to say Organ Grinder. Fuck yes.
Dec 16 2010 11:14AM
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Evilchris
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 43
gloryhole?
Dec 16 2010 12:53PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16

there's a chute on whis called "asian pussy" because it's really tight

Dec 16 2010 12:57PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
Blazer's Bluff
Dec 16 2010 12:57PM
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.skiperisher.
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one at perisher called mother in law
Dec 16 2010 1:50PM
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Skithedeep
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Toketie, Tumwater, Kawham, Stillikum, all the trails at my mountain are indian names so there are some crazy ones
Dec 16 2010 2:17PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
kill the banker -Revelstoke
Dec 16 2010 2:23PM
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jKutcher
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haha we have a Gloryhole at PC
Dec 16 2010 2:27PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Devils Fiddle- which i think is actually pretty badass

and there are two glades, Somewhere, and Nowhere

They are all at Killington
Dec 16 2010 2:28PM
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Vino
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when ?
Dec 16 2010 2:31PM
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Willard
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We have a gloryhole...My favorite though is a picture i saw in powder/sbc cant remember which. It was a picture of these steep glades and the sign said "wheres willis". My nickname being willis and the fact my mountain is tree skiing this made me happy.
Dec 16 2010 2:34PM
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Idahoskier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 86
baby with a chain saw


snake pit


Dec 16 2010 2:36PM
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futurespin
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"man with the agnostic vagina"
Dec 16 2010 2:38PM
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clark.
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No really strange ones but one time at Stratton we all misread the trail map and called the trail "White Bitch" instead of White Birch.
Dec 16 2010 2:39PM
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skia4life89
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Umm at my home mountain there is a slope named Avery's Apple. Its named after the gm daughter, and they named it that because it was a contest to name the slope for a free pass. As you can tell nobody got a free pass bc the gm just took credit for it.
Dec 16 2010 2:39PM
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connoroh
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AVALANCHE
Dec 16 2010 2:42PM
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Cincher
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the colostomater.
Dec 16 2010 2:42PM
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chicken
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Sunshine has a run called "The Big Woody" It's great.
Dec 16 2010 2:48PM
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AntiBang
Posts: 356 - Karma: 31
Deepthroat... long and tight chute
Dec 16 2010 4:08PM
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pow_pow2
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Showdown, MT ????

Bridger Bowl used to have one skiers left off the Bridger Lift called SNOWJOB...they changed it tho...who knows what happened?  Some pussy mother-father combo didn't want there kid seeing it I suppose.  It doesn't mean BLOWJOB!!

Dec 16 2010 4:15PM
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tuna.
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pucci (pronounced poochy) chute at schweitzer.
Dec 16 2010 4:17PM
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Deluge
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straight anal, it was a narrow straight chute
Dec 16 2010 6:07PM
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207
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Flying Monkey is just funny I guess.
Dec 16 2010 6:09PM
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Mr.DarthVader
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giant killer at Pico
Dec 16 2010 6:11PM
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i.ski.NC
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Thin Slice at App. Not really that weird but the weirdest I could think of.
Dec 16 2010 6:30PM
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geet
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SUNDOWN
Dec 16 2010 6:41PM
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skiskate
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I cant remember if this is at revy or kickinghorse but thought it was a pretty funny one.


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Dec 16 2010 6:50PM
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k-fred
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Ragina...

Dec 16 2010 7:16PM
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adamlukowski
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mmmmmmmmmmhmmm
Dec 16 2010 7:17PM
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SteevJee
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Bullfrog's Scrotum
Dec 16 2010 7:29PM
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Style+eeze
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"Blow Hole" at Whistler, up on the glacier.
Dec 16 2010 7:31PM
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infuser
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liftline
Dec 16 2010 8:21PM
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Powskier27
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At Mad River Glen there are trials not actually marked but everyone calls them this:
Shit house
Needle Dick
Dec 16 2010 8:32PM
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.jesus.
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fucking god yes i think i got to ski that before they took the sign down
Dec 16 2010 8:33PM
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McFellon
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all trail names are pretty weird if you think about them

beach seal at bolton, never really understood that
Dec 16 2010 9:04PM
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