Same as the Surface thread but for salomon suspects or dumonts.
there's a certain point where it neither looks good nor functions properly...that's when you know you look steezy
"The joy that I get from skiing, thats worth dying for"
RIP CR Johnson
Even worse, do not fart in a one-piece. It will slowly make its way up to the top then come out the neck and gas you in the face. Last but not least, do not fart in a gondola. Even a hooded chair is pretty bad, but a gondola... damn that can be unpleasant.