First time drinking was New Years year my freshman year. (in college) my friend decided it was fitting to break me in with the good stuff. So naturally we made 500 jello shots (250 with run 250 with ever clear) , a water cooler (the one at football games) with jungle juice, A handle of vodka and a fifth of ever clear and red koolaide. Then 2 thirty racks of coors original.
Now comes the cool part... I took a shot of ever clear when making the jungle juice, felt tipsy as shit! Beer bonged a beer and took 8 jello shots. I scrapped myself off the floor and realized that it was 8:45. I thought to my self, i have 3 hours and 15 minutes until 2008 and i am going to die!
I chugged like a gallon of water sobered up enough to remember the ball drop and then shit hit the fan again. All i really remember is that around 12:45 i was getting a blow job in the middle of the party (girl friend of a year and a half) my friend and his wife talking about the size of my penis and how he wished he was lucky enough to get one too.
Woke up in the morning on the blow up bed that popped in the middle of the night, my girlfriend covered in vomit and wanting to drink again.
I would explain my first time smoking but believe it or not i was tricked into it and could write a book on my experience and the events that transpired.
Excuse the punctation, i just tried to get it all down lol
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