wow, i'm doing pretty well, i've never come this far. i just hope i can stay in this funky stance.
i'm doing so good, wow this might actually be possible!
what?.. i don't even...
fuck you hurdle!
omg i'm gonna make it! ain't no hurdle gonna slow me down
what is thi... oh lawd..
fuck you water!
yea so i basically ended up on one knee and just kinda shuffle stepped all the way down, took like 10 minutes, not a world record, but definitely a national record. long live qwop!
do subliminal messages really work? hey duffgirl show me your tits. i don't know, i guess we'll find out.