From now on you will be my slave or I'll snitch!!!!!
my greatest exam story was taking first year psychology. three hour exam from 830-1130 (and youre allowed to arrive up to 30 minutes late, beyond that, you're fucked).
i slept in until about 840, got up, washed up, had a bowl of cereal, walked over to the building where my exam was being held in shorts a beater and flipflops (in the winter), sat down at about 855 and i wrote that shit in about 45 minutes. got an A-
pretty stoked. i felt like a champ walking in their that late and being among the first to leave. actually, i was so late that they had taken the extra exam papers away and i had to wait about 10 minutes for them to track down the person that carted them out and bring me one. they were less than impressed, but it was one of those moments where i knew my shit and felt like one of those genius kids who just doesn't give a fuck knowing that things are going to work out any way.
not to mention that year was the best in my life in the female department. i was never sleeping alone, nor was i ever with the same chick. fuck those were the days. nothing better than waking up in the middle of the night to a knocking door and checkin out the peephole to see a chick in nightclub attire ready to make you her booty call. fuck yes.
sorry, trip down memory lane there.