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Help Me With My Exam (tell me what to write about)

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jamodeo
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Hello newschoolers as many of you know it is time for midterms and i'm looking for a bit of assistance.

I have my creative writing exam this tuesday and all it consists of is a two hour period of writing, no prompt nothing just write what ever i want, can have notecards but not a rough draft and i would like to know what some good topics would be so i can make it not just fun to do but fun for the teacher to read. all posts/ideas are welcome can be literally about anything sex/drug/crime anything keep in mind teacher is an old man with a beard who rides a bike and smokes much trees

+K for good/funny ideas
Sparknotes: Give me topics to write about to please old VT woodland stoner
Dec 12 2010 7:38PM
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No_Dub
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write about how our government is corrupt and weed should be legal.


lol
Dec 12 2010 7:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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Make it about a baby elephant who happens to be purple and his frustration at the fact that he can't use kitchen utensils to eat, so he sets out on a journey around the earth to share his struggles with other purple elephants like himself and they band together to create elephant utensils so they can eat happily ever after.  Make sure to make his journey treacherous and filled with many difficult obstacles, such as the deadly yellow-spotted unicorn zebra, and the cave of despair.
Dec 12 2010 7:42PM
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wasatch_rat
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base the characters on people you know really well, you know keep it personal. try basing it on a past romantic relationship, how it started, or how it ended, what the feelings were and what you got out of it. make the characters seem believable, give it a cool setting and incorporate genuine emotion to it and the teacher will probably love it.
Dec 12 2010 7:53PM
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JamesR
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PLAGIARISM!
Dec 12 2010 7:57PM
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.AR6rider.
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Que?
Dec 12 2010 7:58PM
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Anathema
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i remember when i was in grade 10, we were told in advance that we would have to write a creative piece like that in one of the sections, and were allowed to use those portable spellchecker diary things, so a few nights before i googled this sweet ass short story and typed the entire thing into the little device and saved it, so when it came time to write it up in class, i had the entire story on me and just copied it out.

who would ever think to look for plagiarism when something is written by hand during class time like that?

i did really well on that exam.

Dec 12 2010 8:04PM
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KatyPerry
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All of this, but in space.
Dec 12 2010 8:05PM
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Sklar
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make up a crazy conspiracy theory
Dec 12 2010 8:06PM
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black_mamba
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write how it's unconstitutional to prosecute Julian Assange
Dec 12 2010 8:10PM
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syrup.
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Watch, or read, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and take your ideas from there.
Dec 12 2010 8:13PM
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jamodeo
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some good stuff exam tomorrow want MOAR
Dec 13 2010 3:08PM
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JamesR
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Yellow-spotted critters in literature are nothing new.
Dec 13 2010 3:13PM
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Peter.
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copy that story about the drug dealer in NYC and use that
Dec 13 2010 3:17PM
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