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Weird ski habits?

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Lioncourt
Posts: 204 - Karma: 16
for my first run of the day, i put the butt of my cig in my ear and twist it around, then smoke it on the lift. gives good luck and keeps my ears clean.
Dec 10 2010 1:40AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
I cannot commit to hitting something new or learning a new trick without em beats.  prolly just a mental thing though.
Dec 10 2010 1:42AM
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Lioncourt
Posts: 204 - Karma: 16
lol your messed in the head bra


Dec 10 2010 1:43AM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
I can only shred park if I'm wearing yesterdays underwear under my helmet. I don't think that's that weird though.
Dec 10 2010 2:19AM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
put sand in my ski boots
Dec 10 2010 2:21AM
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benk
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 988
i leave my skis on to poop
Dec 10 2010 2:26AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
sometimes i like to put steak rub on my hands and on my gloves. it adds a nice tacky grip to my poles, and my hands taste good on the lift.
Dec 10 2010 2:42AM
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Moo
Posts: 608 - Karma: 19
i piss on the lip for urban and backyard stuff.
Dec 10 2010 2:50AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
sorta do this.. on bc jumps we all piss write our names on it.

oh yeah..i never wash my ski socks!\
Dec 10 2010 3:27AM
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EasySteezy45
Posts: 232 - Karma: 51
I always make sure I have a sandwich bag full of red vines in my pocket :)
Dec 10 2010 3:46AM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
bag of sour gummy worms.
Dec 10 2010 3:51AM
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Moo
Posts: 608 - Karma: 19
forgot backcountry....oops
Dec 10 2010 3:53AM
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Ducksauce
Posts: 78 - Karma: 11
put sand in my vagina..
Dec 10 2010 5:11AM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
If I'm not wearing my Xxxxxl jibberish I can't try rails because I know i'm not going to be steezy enough.
Dec 10 2010 7:22AM
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L.U.P.E.
Posts: 699 - Karma: 3,134
I enjoy screaming or singing very loud when im skiing down!
Dec 10 2010 7:33AM
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i.ski.NC
Posts: 572 - Karma: 18
Um... yeah...

about that...
Dec 10 2010 8:00AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i always masturbate when i'm on the lift with little kids, its kind of a weird habit i guess ....
Dec 10 2010 8:01AM
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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
wont doubt you have one
Dec 10 2010 10:11AM
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montanan
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 1,346
chew on my ski poles
Dec 10 2010 10:14AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
skis gotta be on the right feet, not mismatched
Dec 10 2010 11:08AM
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Drewsef.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 22
put my boots on take them off, put them on again
Dec 10 2010 11:13AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 785
i harrass whoever is sitting next to me on the lift, if i dont harrass them enough, then my runs wont be as clean.
Dec 10 2010 11:24AM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
Stop spammin our sitez you troll dike lol
Dec 10 2010 11:30AM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
But yea my weird habit is breaking bones
Dec 10 2010 11:30AM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
i tend to smoke alot of weed
Dec 10 2010 11:48AM
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throwin_steeze
Posts: 364 - Karma: 885
usually I take my gloves off and rip them all apart!! then I ski with no gloves. Sometimes ill do that with my jacket, pants beanie, etc.....
Dec 10 2010 11:52AM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 156
i always have to have my bandanna or whatever over my face before i hit a rail...i think it stems from my fear of smashing any more teeth, even though i know a piece of cloth won't do anything to prevent that, haha
Dec 10 2010 12:24PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
hhahahahhaahahah

Yeah, you tell 'em Steve!!
Dec 10 2010 12:31PM
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SuwakaFlocka
Posts: 445 - Karma: 1,469
tap the poles thrice before dropping into a line.
Dec 10 2010 12:42PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
I unzip my pants and ski with my dick hanging out. I find it's very refreshing and stimulating.
Dec 10 2010 1:10PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
I take my gloves on and off a few times before I get on the lift. I dont know why. They have to be on just right I guess.
Dec 10 2010 1:16PM
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JibInMyPants
Posts: 132 - Karma: 113

Starts at the truck.

1. sock always on first.

2. never put goggles on until I'm at the top of the first lift.

3. tap ski poles 4 times.

4. bump the tunes.

Dec 10 2010 1:17PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
I do this too, always get harassed for it
Dec 10 2010 1:31PM
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Matty_K
Posts: 575 - Karma: 222
I dont have one single sticker on my left ski, my right ski i have like 6, but my left ski, no, that can't happen. And I have to have them on the right feet.
Dec 10 2010 1:50PM
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belden...
Posts: 2914 - Karma: 1,273
Same like i have to break my finger in order to balls up to do my first 5. I broke my ankle in order to try a front flip...
Dec 10 2010 1:54PM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
haha I do this too and I get shit for it
Dec 10 2010 1:58PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
certain ski have to go on certain feet
Dec 10 2010 2:07PM
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Keith.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 88
always fall on the first jump.... Idk just not warmed up or something..Its ok though I always hit the small like 10 feet gap jump first cause I know its coming lol
Dec 10 2010 3:41PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
The way I put my pole straps on.  Up through, one twist and grab.
Chew on my pole grips too, rip off little chunks
Right skis on right feet, line them up and brush them off everytime before i click in
My boot buckles need to be on the same clip everytime to ensure consistent flex of boot
Constantly adjusting goggles
certain trees i always let my pole touch when I go over them on the lift
strange memory of which chair number im on...lets me set a pace on how much I beat my chair by.
Dec 10 2010 3:56PM
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Bethune
Posts: 435 - Karma: 26
i dont buckle my helmet until i put it on
Dec 10 2010 4:01PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
this. the graphic has to be right. and then every so often i'll put them on the other feet, and land a trick and then i get all paranoid about if that was what made the difference. so i always try to put them on the same way.
Dec 10 2010 4:09PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 146
The usual ski and foot thing, sometimes i tap poles after i drop. Never listened to music while skiing before, got a playlist this season though.
Dec 10 2010 4:17PM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 301
yeah same for me with boots.
Dec 10 2010 5:55PM
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JakeSalvador
Posts: 2741 - Karma: 1,309

haha pretty funny thread. I always make sure my ski poles strap is not all spun around and twisted. Has to be straight. I also tend to keep ALL the buttons on my jacket snapped in. And not to mention I always nollie tap when I get off the lift.

Dec 10 2010 6:06PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
stretches - always doing them at the top of the first lift before my first run... looking steezy and all with my skis all contorted over my head...
Dec 10 2010 6:46PM
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i.am.green.man.
Posts: 220 - Karma: 48
talk to my skis/board
http://vimeo.com/17625395
Dec 10 2010 8:39PM
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