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The funniest-places-your-friends-have-passed-out-thread

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ike.
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Post the funniest pictures or stories about places your friends have passed out. Go
Dec 5 2010 10:57PM
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daskis
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^that's my man! Hahaha, I still wish I was there for that and could've taken pictures!
Dec 6 2010 9:41AM
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thisandthatfilms
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omg threads for when im on my computer... i have so many pictures
Dec 6 2010 9:42AM
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KRASHED
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A buddy of mine managed to somehow pass out inside a fold out couch. So basically you have to fold the bed out then somehow get inside the hollow part of the couch and pass out face first on the floor.

I have pics around here somewhere, took a good bit of time to get him out of there.
Dec 6 2010 11:02AM
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yuck
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a friend of mine passed out in a tiny little one man tent that was called the "monodome" because only one person could fit in it. it was like a coffin.
anyways he puked all over the place, was fell back asleep and in the morning got out or the tent and just threw it out because it was so disgusting in there
Dec 6 2010 11:17AM
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.AR6rider.
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I have one friend who is fucking insane, always drinks too much, and passes out in epic places haha. 


He has passed out while taking a shit

Got lost in downtown Lansing one night because he took the bus the wrong way home from the bar, climbed a barbed wire fence to a used car lot, and slept on the ground in between two cars.

No idea what he was doing, but he was found by an old lady hanging from a fence by his pants.  He had to go to the hospital that time...

I have also found him passed out in the parking lot to our apartment sophomore year, in someone's front lawn on the way home from a party, and multiple times at the bar.

But really, he's a cool kid!

Dec 6 2010 12:04PM
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AwR
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yo that cat is FUCKED up!
Dec 6 2010 12:16PM
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dex.
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bump.

my ex girlfriend (who was a huge bitch) passed out on the toilet at a party and shit her pants. pics were deleted even though i felt vengeful
Dec 6 2010 1:16PM
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Craze
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Found my friend passed out in a bath tub with a 40 in his hand and the shower running, felt the water and it was still warm i left him there for the cold water to wake him up.

Another friend passed out downstairs on the couch. At like 330 another friend woke me up to tell me he was gone. I looked all over the place and couldnt find him his blankets or pillow anywhere inside but his car was still there. After i checked his car i passed out. Woke up the next morning and looked out the window to see him cuddled up on my trampoline haha.

One night there was this huge party and i had to work at 7am the next morning, so i got up before everyone and talked to a few of my good friends then bounced. I opened the back door of my suburban to see a kid passed out in the back of my car. I tried to be quite so i could drive to work with him back there i thought it woulda been awsome but he woke up to tell me he passed out in my car last night. I had to tell him to get out, i dont think he knew where he was.

I passed out in the trunk of my old ford focus spooning with a golf bag.
Dec 6 2010 1:21PM
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danbrown
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I woke up at the top of a staircase in a random hotel after the NS office afterparty at if3, then I had to run 2 miles back to my hotel. That sucked

Someone found me in a pile of fiberglass insulation behind a door in an unfinished basement, that sucked too.
Dec 6 2010 1:39PM
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Leeyum
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on the floor and woke up to a soaking wet hoodie. Apparently i stole a shitload of microwaveable burritos from a dorm fridge and passed out w/ the burritos in my hoodie pouch the water from the frozen burritos melted all over my hoodie and pants I thought I pissed myself at first haha
Dec 6 2010 1:44PM
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0123456789
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lol na it sucked for the girl whos house i slept over at i slept at that night her pillow was allll red the next day lol
Dec 6 2010 1:46PM
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Agaybian.
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friend passed out on a couch... so we decided to put 2 more on top of him.
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Dec 6 2010 2:30PM
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Ski..4..Life
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For some reason i have some uncanny ability to always make it home no matter how fucked i am.

for instance about 2 months ago i downtown with my buddies and got lost from them, so around 3 i left the bar (according to my texts) my house is about a 20 min walk, didn't get home till 5:30, no idea where i went or what i did, i blacked out after the bar but i apparently i was just lost and walking around town, my buddy texted me asking where i was, i looked at the streets and sent it to him. i eventually made it home somehow and the next morning checked google maps, i had walked about 45 min in the complete opposite direction of my house. good times
Dec 6 2010 2:34PM
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dirty.
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Former Alfs employee who drank a 5th of beam in basically the span of thanksgiving dinner at Alfs restaurant a few winters ago. hes like 6'6" so we had to get him on this cart to get him in the elevator and downstairs. and the keg footrest only seemed right. Im pretty sure he slept here all night and woke up with the flu and serious hangover. (the door by his head goes right outside to the middle of Alta at over 9000 ft.)

Dec 6 2010 4:02PM
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Zimmerman
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My friend FOSS, at age 15, got fucked up with the warden's 18 year old daughter and woke up next to her in bed, both naked and with beer cans all over the place. Next he booked it outta there and 3 days later it all came back to him...
Dec 6 2010 5:00PM
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Poon_Handler
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I love it when chicks pass out propped up against the toilet. That's when ya boy Poon_Handler does his thang nom sayin'?
Dec 6 2010 6:15PM
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drumbumocdp
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My buddy Andy who lives nextdoor to me was hangin out at my house one night doing some drinkin. He leaves to walk home (200 ft) around 12. We see him off and go back to our busyness. Around 1:30 i get a call from him. Went something like this,
Me "whats up dude"
Andy "i need help dude"
Me "Ok man what do ya need"
Andy "I think im in your Raspberry patch, I need help getting home"
I go out side and andy is passed out in the rain, in a pile of puke, in the middle of my raspberry patch. I fish him out and tell him to go home and he looks at me and asks how to get home from where he was.
Dec 6 2010 7:09PM
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basedjase
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No, Poon_Handler, i do not know what "ya sayin' "
Dec 6 2010 7:14PM
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geet
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;)
Dec 6 2010 7:38PM
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Kirsakid
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Woke up at the bottom of a steep ass hill and found my bike in the branches of a tiny tree halfway up the hill. Don't bike home after a party.
Dec 6 2010 7:38PM
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skithesprings
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under a pullout bed with my pants around my ankles last weekend.
dont know how my pants got pulled down though.
Dec 6 2010 7:49PM
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Thenowhereman42
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lol here is me passed out at a friends house

One time someone I knew passed out in a litterbox. So like his head was in the litterbox he was using it as a pillow. When he woke up he had cat poop on his face.

I also was at a party in highschool and this kid came who had to wake up at 6am and drive home and go to sleep again because his dad like checked on him every morning to make sure he didn't go party the night before and was in bed. So this guy gets really drunk and passes out at something like midnight (at a house where people partied till 5am). Needless to say he had dicks drawn all over him, writing all over his face, the works. So he gets up at 6am, drives home, goes back to sleep, doesn't look in a mirror, and gets woken up in the morning by his dad yelling at him because he still had dicks drawn all over his face.

I also saw a guy throw up all over the owner of a house and then pass out. They shaved off one of his eyebrows, woke him up to beat him up, then dragged him out into the street and left him there.
Dec 6 2010 7:56PM
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Tha_Wizard
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haha well this girl was giving me head and passed out in the process
Dec 6 2010 8:42PM
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kalibudz
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my roomate woke up on the local golf course with no shoes & has also fallen asleep sitting on the toilet
Dec 6 2010 9:04PM
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mr_shifty
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I'm walking back from a party at about 2:30 am to the dorms with a friend and have absolutely no idea where my roommate is. I get back to my room with said friend to find my roommate passed out on the ground with a sweatshirt on his legs (he thought it was sweats), no shirt on, a bandana and sunglasses on.
Dec 6 2010 9:07PM
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pinkname
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a guy was semi passed out at my friends house, on the carpet, and he had spilled his beer on the carpet.
according to what he said, he couldn't move, so desperately in need of beer, he tryed drinking it from the carpet.

i dont have a picture of that moment, but this is the guy who passed out

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Dec 6 2010 10:11PM
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fragglemuffin
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naked in a dorm common room
Dec 6 2010 10:23PM
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pomme-de-terre
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im usually pretty good about finding a good spot somewhere to sleep. if im at a sketchy party ive been known to sleep in my truck. but one time i did pass out on my friend erins porch. also one time i woke up with a basically broken ankle and then tried to step out of bed and fell face first because i couldnt support myself.


this kid once passed out at my house out on my deck in a big adirondack chair though. i was convinced he couldnt sleep outside so i enlisted a friend to help me get him in. when he wouldnt budge we just picked up this big ass chair, with him in it and carried the whole thing into my kitchen and set it down. and thats how he woke up the next day.
Dec 6 2010 10:37PM
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Mr.Huck
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That made me lawl.  At mount hood for ski camp we had this guy from Japan who would write in Japanese all over everyone's faces while they were asleep.  In the morning everyone would go down to the cafeteria and stand in line for food.  They ladies who worked there would just look at you like WTF! 

No pictures but really funny stories.  One of the guys in my fraternity (Ron) had a very unfortunate habit of passing out cold.  Once he passed out and a bunch of guys lifted him up on his mattress and moved him into the lobby of the General Classroom Building.  He woke up in the morning and people were stepping over him on their way to class, while he was lying on his mattress in his tighty whities. 

The same guy passed out another time.  One of the other guys had broken his arm a few months earlier and had been taken to the emergency room.  While they were waiting for the doctor they stole a bunch of gauze and the plaster stuff they used to make casts.  So when Ron passed out cold again, the guys got to work and put and cast on his leg.  When he woke up in the morning he had a perfect cast on his leg and crutches were leaning against the wall next to his bed.  Everyone came in and asked him how he was feeling, and had him completely convinced that he had fallen down the stairs and broken his leg.  He kept saying that it was weird because it didn't hurt at all.  They let him walk around on crutches for a week and it probably would have gone on longer, but his parents called him and asked him where the hospital bill was.  That's when the whole thing unraveled. 
Dec 6 2010 10:45PM
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black_mamba
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i actually did that once, fml.
Dec 6 2010 10:46PM
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Swaggermager
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Threads because this is super epic
Dec 6 2010 10:52PM
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FBGM
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thats fucking hilarious
Dec 6 2010 11:51PM
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summersover
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I was chillin with my cousin and his friend outside one night after a solid night of drinking in the summer, and my cousin's friend passed out in a big chaise lawn type chair. my cousin and i got cold so we went inside and were watching tv or something when we heard a fucking deluge of rain start outside and low and behold my cousin's friend is still out there in the down pour just lying on that chair like some bitch tanning on the beach. when my cousin went to try to get him (absolutely drenched and still out) he woke up and said "yo chill im raspberry swervin" and passed out again
Dec 6 2010 11:57PM
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C-Burg
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i passed out in a bush in an alley
Dec 7 2010 12:01AM
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JayDope
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this was me 2 years ago in my friends backyard on his table, note the two kids taking pics in the back, i woke up to a dark backyard and nobody around, i went into the garage and bonged 3 beers and was back in action. The next one i decided to drink a bottle of wine in 30 min then take shots of vodka and drink beers...Click for larger imageClick for larger imageClick for larger image
Dec 7 2010 12:02AM
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HenniferLopez
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this was me a couple years ago..the location wasn't that funny, but check out those bat ears..
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oh and this homey passed out in front of our apartment 2 halloweens ago. it was only 7pm. I guess his night ended early.
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Dec 7 2010 12:53AM
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BenWhit
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on the floor, outside my dorm bathroom, in a nice pair of Calvin Klein boxers
Dec 7 2010 1:00AM
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Daydreaming
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BEST WEBSITE EVER


Dec 7 2010 1:18AM
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skichicky3
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Dec 7 2010 9:51AM
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skichicky3
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fail
Dec 7 2010 9:51AM
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.Apex.
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told everyone he was going home, fell asleep half way down the park slide
Dec 7 2010 10:14AM
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_steele_
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i was studying abroad in denmark last year and decided it would be a good idea to down a fifth of vodka with a friend before going to a club. had a great time (...no one knows...) and ended up waking up on the roof of some one story building at 5:30am still drunk. took me a while to find the ladder i climbed up on but i mysteriously lost my iphone and around $80..... oooohh copenhagen.
Dec 7 2010 10:15AM
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ike.
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bump
Dec 8 2010 10:26PM
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hunterBear
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my friend passed out in the bathroom and locked himself in we didn't know until like an hour later and so we got him out idiot remember how and he went into the bedroom where a kid juss had sex and his jizz was all over the sheets cuz he's a dumbass well ya this kid passed out right ontop of it.....
Dec 8 2010 11:39PM
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Tortao
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im underneath playing fort
Dec 8 2010 11:53PM
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Funkadelic
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White Castle bathroom floor. He posts on here.
Dec 8 2010 11:56PM
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C-Burg
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Thursday night i woke up in the corner of my yard next to a fence with about a 1/4 inch of snow on me
Dec 18 2010 12:44PM
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ReignMan
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in a for sale house basement. owners moved in and woke us up. Oh shit momment
Dec 18 2010 12:49PM
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.jersey
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i wish i had a picture of me when i passed out with my head on the floor and my foot in the toilet. I dont know why my foot was in the toilet...
Dec 18 2010 12:49PM
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Swaggermager
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My 2 guy friends passed out spooning on my friends bed hahah
Dec 24 2010 2:14PM
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