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You now have two months to live and 20,000 Dollars

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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
What do you do?
Dec 5 2010 6:42PM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
two chicks at the same time
Dec 5 2010 6:43PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Sell everything, take a sailboat across the pacific, skydive, and die hitting the largest jump ever created at a speed of mach 2
Dec 5 2010 6:44PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
sitting in an corner and cry
Dec 5 2010 6:46PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
watch me not give two fucks with this whippersnapper searchbar nowadays
Dec 5 2010 6:49PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
$20,000 for two months!? Do you have any idea how expensive shit is in California?
Dec 5 2010 6:52PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
have a 20,000$ prize for whoever cures me
Dec 5 2010 6:52PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
no i live in maine.
Dec 5 2010 6:53PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
This. But west, and probably keep driving until I felt at peace and camped up at a spot that is remote and fuckin sweet
Dec 5 2010 6:56PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36680 - Karma: 110,560
Take the 20g's and spend it on a machine that will purify the air and get rid of this nasty inversion here in SLC currently. And I would make it dump a shit ton of snow.
Dec 5 2010 6:56PM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117

travel to here and do this:

then ski the rest of my lifetime

Dec 5 2010 7:04PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,033
20 pounds of weed.
Dec 5 2010 7:10PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
knew someone was gonna spend it all on weed
Dec 5 2010 7:13PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
More like 10 if its weed worth smoking...
Dec 5 2010 7:13PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
buy a cheap car, pack up my ski stuff and road trip to the west with stops at basically every open mountain on the way. find a place to stay and just ski for the rest of my life.
Dec 5 2010 7:13PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
i would probably fly to new zealand, buy a shitty car and travel nz for the last 2 months of my life
Dec 5 2010 7:16PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,033
Na Id cruise on up to BC and grab me some danks for less than 1000 a pound.

Im pretty sure I couldnt smoke it all in 2 months but id sure as hell try.
Dec 5 2010 7:17PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
call me if you need help



and great icon btw
Dec 5 2010 7:18PM
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zakaroo
Posts: 751 - Karma: 37
complete my bucket list. I only have 47 things left
Dec 5 2010 7:20PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
Pffffffffffff I would drink my ass off.
Dec 5 2010 7:24PM
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yamahabdv
Posts: 101 - Karma: 18
I would buy a car and load it with fireworks. Then i would drive the car off a cliff with all the fireworks going off. Then once the car hit the ground it would blow up. (all of this right before the two months was up)
Dec 5 2010 7:27PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
i would hit Europe, India, China, Japan and stop off in HI to surf at the end of my world trip.

assuming i had time ide then go to Chile last.
Dec 5 2010 7:38PM
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Proze
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 7
Id devote a week to retardedly dangerous drug binges (prolly the last week I had to live)
Dec 5 2010 8:02PM
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Poon_Handler
Posts: 361 - Karma: 42
You boys ever heard of crack cocaine?
Dec 5 2010 8:21PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
Create the most elaborate and expensive trolling escapade ever on Newschoolers,
Dec 5 2010 8:30PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
buy fairly nice/new/fast cars and take out huge insurance on them, run them into the ground, total them, collect insurance.
wash rinse repeat.
Dec 5 2010 8:35PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,033
Or troll an entire town somehow.
Dec 5 2010 8:37PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
yessir
Dec 5 2010 8:43PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
backpack somewhere in high class
Dec 5 2010 8:49PM
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hella.sick.skier
Posts: 934 - Karma: 70
more like 5 if its weed worth smoking...
Dec 5 2010 8:58PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
ski AK, NZ, UT
also go to the alps and ski with the parasail- forgetting what it's called
also base jump the shit out of everything- always wanted to try this
Dec 5 2010 9:21PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,033
good call
Dec 5 2010 9:26PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
Be a financially secure ski bum somewhere out west.
Dec 5 2010 9:28PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
I like my girls like my blunts. 2 at once.
Dec 5 2010 9:29PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
Pussy. Do some hardcore shit. Like heroine every day.
Dec 5 2010 9:34PM
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yohaass60
Posts: 333 - Karma: 42
What are you afraid you won't remember the last 2 months when your in your grave? As for me i would ask out this one beezy and go to alaska and heli
Dec 5 2010 9:34PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,033
But heroine is illegal
Dec 5 2010 9:38PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
pay for my relatives and loved ones to be together and just be around them.
Dec 5 2010 9:38PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
I probably wouldn't change much , i like my life but i would use the money to do alot of traveling and stuff ive always wanted to do . Then just pass away peacefully .
Dec 5 2010 9:46PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
If I honestly put what I would do, that would be illegal.

The money aspect would be just for bait.

I wouldn't need the full 20k

The part about knowing I would die in 2 months, well what I would do knowing that is just wrong. And young.
Dec 5 2010 9:48PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
buy twin turbos, straight pipe, underdrive pulleys, among other gofast parts for my dad's mustang, bring it to the track and die slamming into a wall at 180
Dec 5 2010 9:50PM
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**dadou**
Posts: 24 - Karma: 10

already did with my girlfriend and her friend !!!!!!!!!  just fck sick!!!! hope you could try

Dec 5 2010 9:51PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
/claim
Dec 5 2010 9:53PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
You're gonna die anyway... Might as well shoot up some heroine and then go butt-fuck someone smaller than you in jail. Assuming you're the tiny, butt-fuckable type.
Dec 5 2010 10:26PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
Double post, *typo* NOT the tiny, butt-fuckable type.
Dec 5 2010 10:28PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
maine is expensive, they have taxes on there taxes.
Dec 5 2010 10:34PM
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black_mamba
Posts: 566 - Karma: 12
DMT and hookers
Dec 5 2010 10:36PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

give the $20,000 to my mom (family) and live in the wilderness and enjoy nature during my final days

Dec 5 2010 10:36PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
If I had $10,000 things would get weird.....



TWO dragons.
Dec 5 2010 10:37PM
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The.Ginger
Posts: 978 - Karma: 13
i would ski and then on my last day i would jump off a 1000 foot cliff in the alps and do an awesome trick and then land and die
Dec 5 2010 10:39PM
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LIL_WAT
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 475
Weed, skydiving, skiing, HOES. Oh and draaanking like theres no tomorrow. Maybe try a triple on the last day just to /claim it.
Dec 5 2010 10:42PM
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