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who would win in a fight tony the tiger or the kool aid guy

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lipen69
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alright, my friends and i have been arguing, who would win in a fight, tony the tiger or the koolaid guy? tony has nutritional vaules but the koolaid guy can jump through walls. tony has vitamins and the kool aid guy has sugars. but the koolaid guy is imune to water because he is part water, so what do you guys think?
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Jun 2 2004 8:22AM
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IrishDrink87
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are you really asking this???!!! kool aid man all the way. tony is on steriods and the kool aid man can change colors. so whatever, its all about the 'oh yeeeeah'


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Jun 3 2004 8:19PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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Trix rabbit. he has all that pent up rage cause he never gets a break. those lil bastards are prejudice against bunnies. he'd go crazy. that or the honey nut cheerios be
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Jun 3 2004 9:25PM
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why doesn't apple jacks have a mascot? Like appley sam or Johnny Appleseed? If applejacks had one who knows what would happen

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Jun 3 2004 9:45PM
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Jun 3 2004 10:04PM
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Apple
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the kool aid man would kick ass! there is no way that tony could just break him if he can walk through brick walls.
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Jun 3 2004 10:11PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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the kool-aid man can jump through brick walls, no one's gonna break his glass. id choose kool-aid man because of this
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Jun 3 2004 10:33PM
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lipen69
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a.) Family Guy Rock
b.) KoolAid guy is way outa place
c.) Tony would drink all of that powdered shit in a sec. Tigers probably get really really thirst from doing all those extreme sports. Although tonly is like 150 lb. and the Koolaid man is like four and quarter, the empty water wieght does not compare to the ripped six pack of the tiger. Thats the bottom line, there is no 2 ways about it, there is no way that a glass pitcher would be able to wrestle a wild supercharged animal.
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Jun 4 2004 1:46AM
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@k
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i agree with the kid that said tony would just drink the cool aid and smash the glass. but the trix bunny would rule






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Jun 4 2004 3:22AM
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did you see the family guy where louis squishes the pilsbury dough boy? hilariuos


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Jun 4 2004 6:46AM
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T.L.
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koolaid guy is kinda like fredy he can warp to his own little world and play with kids. or is he more like mikey j?

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Jun 4 2004 7:49AM
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lipen69
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are you insane @k? how can a bunny rabbit, who also has a yogurt product fight? the guy can even get his cereal away from some retard ass kids. trix are for kids, therefore the bunny would starve to death
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Jun 4 2004 8:28AM
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my teacher said it is a tough dission, the kool aid guy can run threw walls, but the tiger has a lot of energy
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Jun 4 2004 8:32AM
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d-loc
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doesnt tony the tiger have like lightning shit he can fire... so he could just zapp kool-aid man and electricute all his kool-aid



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Jun 4 2004 9:16AM
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lipen69
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hes not a greek god man

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Jun 4 2004 11:15AM
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d-loc
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haha naw seriously doesnt tony have lightning or some shit?



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Jun 4 2004 2:28PM
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@k
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im sorry. the trix bunny does suck. sorry for saying otherwise. what about huney nut cherios bee. it can sting and fly away






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Jun 4 2004 3:05PM
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michelle
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^One, I think that bee is a bumble bee and those don't normally sting from what I've heard. Two, if it isn't a bumble bee when bees sting people, they usually die afterwards.

If both of those weren't true then I say the bee cause it could sting tony. But then the kool-aid man could squish the man. So the Kool-aid man would be the winner I think.
Jun 4 2004 3:11PM
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michelle
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*Squish the bee.
Jun 4 2004 3:12PM
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@k
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true true. but maybe if it was a hornet r something and could bite you. what about captin crunch. hes a god damn captin and could run you over with his ship.






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Jun 4 2004 3:14PM
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AJ_concepts
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all of you are wrong....The Ninja Turtles would kick any ones ass, i mean there are four of them....come on
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Jun 4 2004 3:39PM
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lipen69
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well obviously the turtles would win, but thats not the question. the turtles are fighting machines... ide like to see their pathetic excuse at making cereal.

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Jun 4 2004 3:45PM
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Apple
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it would be little tiny pizza's. Mixing pizza with milk in a bowl would be gross. Lest leave the turtles to fighting and cereal mascots for making the cereal
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Jun 4 2004 3:52PM
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Capn Crunch would just come smahin through the walls with his huge ship and smush everyone.




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Jun 4 2004 3:52PM
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that video was amazing derek, i love that show
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Jun 4 2004 3:54PM
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@k
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what about the rice crisby dudes. theres fucking three of them. the would wreck shop with those spoons that they eat ceral with






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Jun 4 2004 11:32PM
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Ds91260
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kool aid could blast him, for sure, kool aid would smack down tony with his size


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Jun 5 2004 12:12AM
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ATLANTASKI
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THE METAMUCIL NIGGER WOULD OWN ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


but seriously when was the last time you saw a tiger maul a glass jug, he's a jug-making him invicible

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Jun 5 2004 12:17AM
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hotdog.garbage
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aunt jamima is the shit

Jun 5 2004 2:56AM
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lipen69
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i figured it out, the kool aid man has a stuntt double for jumping through walls. all he is is a fat man.

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Jun 7 2004 4:54AM
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Jan 12 2005 4:00PM
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SnowKristaL
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The Kool Aid guy could sit on anyone and suffocate them. He wins.




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Jan 12 2005 6:24PM
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ryan.c
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ya tony is strong n everything but kool aid can change colors n squash him...i dunno close fight
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Jan 12 2005 6:44PM
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tony cause hes got a cool name

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Jan 12 2005 6:51PM
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lipen69
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but the koolaid man has trouble moving around... he isnt very physically fit. if tony had supercharged frosted flakes he would put up a decent fight and wear the kool aid man out. then tony would haul ass.
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Jan 12 2005 7:17PM
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danbrown
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Kool Aid Man would work Tony no doubt
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Jan 12 2005 7:45PM
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dman1260
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Tigers have spines on their dick so tony has one awesome weapon right there. Because of that i would go with tony.
Jan 12 2005 8:27PM
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p-lin101
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the kool aid man would rape tony the tige cause if tony chipped the koolaid mans glass hed go fucking nuts and fucking kill tony and his entire family without even thinking twice about it





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Jan 13 2005 5:50PM
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Skipig25
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Have you seen Tony dunk on the like 90 foot rim. He's jacked. He'd kill that chubby bowl. Besides...
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Jan 13 2005 5:56PM
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VTskier3
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the kool-aid dude can bust through a dry wall like it's nobody's business




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Jan 13 2005 6:19PM
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Craigskis
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They should make it celebrity death match fight...

I'd go for cool aid,
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Jan 13 2005 6:21PM
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Frostfired
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there arbies glove will own them all
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Jan 13 2005 6:26PM
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t-roy
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you all are forgetting the most important element in the equation...GUMBY would rule all
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bum[



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Jun 9 2005 3:46PM
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Norred
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oh hey who has that family guy clip where coolaid man bust through the wall when they're in court?



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Jun 9 2005 3:47PM
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Norred
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oh shit nevermind, butterface's post



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Jun 9 2005 3:48PM
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Leckett
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tony the tiger for sure. but the REAL battle is tony the tiger or count chocula?

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Jun 9 2005 4:10PM
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mz2288
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what about that dude from golden grams that like bear guy???id have to go with luckey charms

Jun 9 2005 4:20PM
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tony the tiger would fucking own that fat piece of shit

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Jun 9 2005 4:21PM
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sKILOve07
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KOOL AID MAN FOR SURE

Jun 9 2005 4:49PM
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Sophia_Schwartz
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tony because he could break KOOl Aid because KOOL aid is glass

Jun 9 2005 6:40PM
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