I had a party last night and i kicked some asshole out for trying to start shit and cause he was drinking other people shit. The next morning i went out to my car and i see he slashed one of my
tires. So instead of changing it cause im a lazy hungover asshole i called AAA to replace my tire in my driveway. And wouldn't you know it, it turned out that the asshole i
kicked out last night was the AAA guy
i am CALM*** you dumbass. and im not 12 either im 15.
the grass isnt always greener on the other side, sometimes the grass needs to be rolled up and enjoyed wherever it is-colt45er
"It will take a little bit of time. Its going to take a lot of effort, a lot of energy. And I'll give it that. I have to, I have to because that is what I want for my life and what I want with my life I'm willing to work for and what I'm willing to work for I'm definatly willing to achieve." -CR Johnson
Yeah, in the sense that nothing he did was illegal, that makes it great. I thought he was gonna be like I went over his house and started to slash his tires when his mom came out, so i fucked her while he watched. Fucking great.
“This life I am living, what I do everyday, I mean it’s unreal, It’s every single day I ski, every single day I I’m out in the mountains with my friends, I love so much, It’s like the righteous day, the fullest day, it’s every day man, it is an absolute blessing to be doing what I’m doing and never will I take it for granted” - CR
Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
Karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall off.