Police said she thought it demanded their involvement because she had used pound coins for the eyes and teaspoons for the arms.
The woman, from Chatham, Kent, has been ''spoken to'' by officers to advise her about what constitutes a real emergency.
Kent Police issued a transcript of the ''completely irresponsible'' call which they received overnight as they fielded thousands of calls from people because of the sub-zero conditions.
kind of embarrassed to be english now
RIP Shane McConkey & CR Johnson - 'The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long'