"as much as ive tried i cant help but love fd, you and your waterproof bathrobes are the shit" - VelociRylan
"Twall said 270s were a little 2008, little did he know that 450s are a little 2002." - Wiggin
"What if the timer went RIGHT BACK WHERE IT STARTED" chugLIFE
Conventional wisdom would have one believe that it is insane to resist this, the mightiest of empires... but what history really shows is that today's empire is tomorrow's ashes, that nothing lasts forever, and that to not resist is to acquiesce in your own oppression. The greatest form of sanity that anyone can exercise is to resist that force that is trying to repress, oppress, and fight down the human spirit. - Mumia Abu Jamal.
or smoke weed and then jerk off. that makes it 100x better. you know you're high as fuck when simply getting a boner feels like the hand of athena has come down and is gently caressing your cock in a cloud of majesty and marshmallows