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SteezeOnStage
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Nov 29 2010 3:40PM
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Mr.Luke
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"No, you didn't even finish that."

Nov 29 2010 3:41PM
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Mike-O
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Hmm. Grapes...rapes?

Nov 29 2010 3:43PM
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thesheik
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that monkey thinks he's people!

but seriously, people shouldn't keep monkeys as pets.
Nov 29 2010 3:44PM
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SteezeOnStage
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thats what you think
Nov 29 2010 3:44PM
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nick3713
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then the bitch gets her face clawed off by the monkey
Nov 29 2010 3:44PM
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RubberSoul
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how come? serious question, i don't know shit about monkeys
Nov 29 2010 3:45PM
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Mike-O
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Yeah. Monkeys are fucking awesome pets anf could save your life.

haven't you seen Indiana Jones? That monkey saved their lives!
Nov 29 2010 3:46PM
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theabortionator
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but he was such a cute baby monkey when she got it
Nov 29 2010 3:47PM
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belden...
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Monkeys are so sick i want one so bad
Nov 29 2010 3:49PM
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tspanagel
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it still is
Nov 29 2010 3:49PM
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thesheik
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they aren't domestic animals. although they are ridiculously cute and funny to have around (i assume) they really aren't cut out for living in some concrete suburban neighborhood. they carry some legitimately dangerous diseases that they can easily pass to humans, and vice versa. also, when they reach maturity, the become pretty aggressive, and the lack of mating potential can make that situation worse. keeping one in a house is also pretty cruel to the monkey, many of which develop depression because, again, they're just not cut out for domestic life. a shitload of owners also decide they can't care for them and give them up, which causes more serious problems, as zoos usually won't adopt former pets, because they're so messed up by their early lives, and can't find places to live.
Nov 29 2010 3:52PM
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RubberSoul
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interesting. in that case i won't buy a monkey if i'm rich and drunk at some point, thanks
Nov 29 2010 3:54PM
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thesheik
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i wouldn't hold it against you, it does sort of look fucking awesome.
Nov 29 2010 3:55PM
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Deezy
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me 2.
but a lion is a different story.
Nov 29 2010 3:56PM
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bistroburrito
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http://articles.cnn.com/2009-02-17/us/chimp.attack_1_sandra-herold-chimp-travis?_s=PM:US
Nov 29 2010 3:57PM
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RubberSoul
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oh yeah! that'd get me even MORE chicks than a monkey i bet
Nov 29 2010 4:02PM
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nikkib.
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awwwww i want! hahaha
Nov 29 2010 4:13PM
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