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Danger Wanking

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Tucker*
Posts: 184 - Karma: 109
Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
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AbeFroman
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jesus
Nov 30 2010 10:47PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Not dangerous in anyway, but disgusting.

In like grade 5, we found out the password for my freinds illegal satelliteand all started jerkin to porn .
1st time i saw proffesional quality porn
Nov 30 2010 10:55PM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
Kid at my school rubbed one out in the gym, during class... When everybody found out, he freaked out, hit his face on his desk, got a nosebleed and went home. Epic and fucked at the same time.
Nov 30 2010 11:01PM
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B_Sellegren
Posts: 126 - Karma: 21
outside in my hammock while the neighbors were doing lawn work.
Nov 30 2010 11:03PM
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DGiurk
Posts: 786 - Karma: 194
on a mountain biking trip to mont saint an i wanked in the stall and splurged allover the seat (since at that time i hadn't wanked in a couple of weeks the splurge was in excess) while someone was in the stall next to me. i guess its not that dangerous
Nov 30 2010 11:05PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
I ate this chick out in the girls bathroom in 8th grade during english class
Nov 30 2010 11:28PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
you guys are fucked up
Nov 30 2010 11:31PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
i read all of these. ad lol'd basically the whole time
Nov 30 2010 11:32PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
*shakes hand*
Nov 30 2010 11:34PM
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AOTEAROA
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female input required.
Dec 1 2010 6:18AM
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etlie
Posts: 166 - Karma: 16
i remember in 6th grade for our camp, i was in a room with about 4 other dudes (in my class) and we all jerked it to sex in the city. Needless to say one of them decided to show their cum to everyone before he washed it off his hand.
Dec 1 2010 6:29AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15077 - Karma: 9,130
wtf
Dec 1 2010 6:45AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,256

oh my FUCKING GOD.

you better be joking..

Dec 1 2010 6:46AM
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etlie
Posts: 166 - Karma: 16
100% true. each in our own sleeping bag.
Dec 1 2010 6:54AM
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bakedpow
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I heard a story about a couple dudes who jacked it onto one of their friends face when he was asleep...thats a DA FUCK moment.
Dec 1 2010 7:26AM
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BizLiz
Posts: 107 - Karma: 18
golf course with my guy at like 3 in the morning :)
Dec 1 2010 9:48AM
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comeatmebro
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know somebody that went to the bathroom at the movies, one of his friends jacked it into the popcorn and the kid came back and started eating it hahahah
Dec 1 2010 9:54AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
LOL thats fucked, but I have a similar one.

Two kids in my class in 10th grade went to Burger King and one of them splooged onto a cheeseburger and gave it to the other kid and he ate it. We never let him forget it.
Dec 1 2010 10:13AM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
In the bathroom of the small soccer store i work at. 8 hour shifts get long in the winter
Dec 1 2010 10:16AM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
grand canyon.
Dec 1 2010 10:27AM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
bathroom at work
Dec 1 2010 10:38AM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 268
WTF? i swear everyone is gay from like 5th to 9th grade, the wierdest shit always happens during that period.
Dec 1 2010 1:28PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
Time is of the essence...
Dec 1 2010 1:33PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24703 - Karma: 29,679
Sex in the city is fap material?

Really?
Dec 1 2010 1:33PM
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chardi
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yea really?
Dec 1 2010 1:34PM
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rigzz
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When I was discovering the joy of masturbation, I once fapped slowly in the car going to a chalet we rented up north, Yeap I was in the back of the van with all the luggages hiding me. I didn't even get caught.
Dec 1 2010 1:34PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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So, epic story here. It was english 9. It was near the end of the year, so our teacher (badass) let us watch star wars. There was this kid in the class that i dont think i ever heard say anything. You know, that kind of kid.
Anyway, we are watching, and It gets to a scene with some kissing. The weird kid who sits in front of me starts making these weird moaning noises. I dont even want to know, so I just continue watching. The moans begin to escalate, and at that point the whole class is very weirded out.
The kid almost flat out screams, and then gets up, and runs to the bathroom, walking like there is something in his pants. Since it was the second to last day of school, nobody saw this kid, and he doesnt go to our school anymore. /claim
Dec 1 2010 1:39PM
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kootenayklaus
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Are you implying that the kid was jackin' off? What if he was imagining the big robotic dick R2D2 of going up his ass and accidentally let out a shit because he was opening up for him? You never know with those kids like that...
Dec 1 2010 1:52PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
What happened is that he came in his pants, or at least thats what i think
Dec 1 2010 1:53PM
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XtRemE11
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thats actually pretty badass
Dec 1 2010 1:54PM
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KLovelace
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i noticed a chick in a car next to me twittering her twat during a traffic jam once// it was disturbing.. especially since she was a creeper lookin gal.
Dec 1 2010 2:12PM
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RubberSoul
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this thread is amusing for its shock value
Dec 1 2010 2:16PM
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Zimmerman
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lets go pinknames
Dec 1 2010 5:03PM
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VT_FLO
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idk if this counts but i did the classic fuck a girl in a public pool shed
Dec 1 2010 5:11PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Dec 1 2010 5:35PM
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nick3713
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i have read almost all of these and i now realize how fucked up people truly are

Dec 1 2010 6:22PM
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garrettwiz
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these stories make me feel better about my self, and please be clear if you are having sex or whacking off. Some of these stories would be seriously fucked up if you are whacking rather than fucking.
Dec 1 2010 6:25PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
on some 100 foot cliff over looking the city with very few tree's blocking. very funny.
Dec 1 2010 6:29PM
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monsterdong11
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a bunch of us were at my friends and all but one of us went to get food.. the guy that didnt was a douche and no one liked him really and one of my friends wacked it into the bbq sauce in the bathroom then we brought that in to the other guy and all watched him eat jizz bbq sauce with chicken nuggets
Dec 1 2010 6:29PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Wow. That is all I can say....wow.
Dec 1 2010 7:12PM
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manzear
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at work...in the bathroom...i call it a werk and jerk...
Dec 1 2010 7:26PM
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beezey
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laughed so hard
Dec 1 2010 7:30PM
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no_steeze
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hahahahaha classic. reminds me of this time at camp when 2 of my friends and i were sharing a bunk and one kid got a boner in his sleep so we all had tons of buttsecks hahahaha it was so hilarious
Dec 1 2010 7:31PM
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katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
hahaha when i was younger i used to secretly hump chairs in my classroom... i know i wasn't the only girl who did that i mean COME ON.


i used to hump the edges of a lot of things when i was younger.. my mom caught me once it was embarrassing. i was like a fucking dog.


ummm sex? in my car at a lot of different venues.
and dressing room in the mall


and alone..airplane under a blanket/bathrooms/ski lift
Dec 1 2010 7:37PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

climbing the rope in gym class, the pole at the playground..

you guys know what im talkin about..

Dec 1 2010 7:38PM
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Tall_Paul
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/claim
Dec 1 2010 7:43PM
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TheWiseOne
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Under the table in french class. It wasn't a desk but more of a dinner table sorta thing. Didn't get off of course but a good warmup for the broom later.
Dec 1 2010 7:43PM
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the_moderaper
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had a friend over for a week. hadn't done it in about 5 days so I went at it downstairs. He was upstairs. Well i heard him walking around the corner into the room I was in RIGHT as I was about to cum. Basically he walked in to me blowing a load into my pants.
Dec 1 2010 7:50PM
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dmc12380
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^so your gay, what
Dec 1 2010 7:52PM
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beezey
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Driving+miniskirt-panties. you do the math
Dec 1 2010 8:03PM
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