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Danger Wanking

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Tucker*
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Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
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Parks.
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Took you long enough to figure that out
Jul 20 2012 1:48PM
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Firewood
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Bumpity Bump Bump
Jul 31 2012 12:48AM
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ryano
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bump.
Oct 23 2012 6:08PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6610 - Karma: 8,583
with that 12 year old right ?
Oct 23 2012 6:13PM
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theabortionator
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I jerked off in the middle of my slopestyle run. I came half way through my rodeo 5 on the bottom jumpline.
Oct 23 2012 6:17PM
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.Apex.
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lol obviously fake. This would be worthy of arrest not a "conduct slip"

sorry to buzz kill, just rattled me
Oct 23 2012 6:20PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Don't lie Rusty. Rodeo 5s are far beyond your skill level.
Oct 25 2012 11:08AM
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theabortionator
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At this point probably :( I used to be able to boost some lofty floaty ones with some nice tweakage.

I just hope I can ride this year. If not I'm gonna try to pimp out this small mountain I used to ride with a nice park. Sucks that I can't move anywhere dope this wiinter because Idk if my knee will hold up
Oct 25 2012 4:19PM
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*TURBONERD*
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That's definitely a bummer. All I can do is hope it doesn't happen to me after blowing my knee, I guess.
Oct 26 2012 7:18AM
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annaV
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i went through a period when i was younger when i was "danger masturbating" so often i had to really try hard to stop, still not stopped lol
Dec 9 2012 7:29AM
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sirschralpalot.
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Handy in the middle of a high school dance whilst grinding. At first it was cool because I was kinda fucked up, but after I busted it just got wierd. I'm pretty positive it went allll over her dress.
Dec 9 2012 10:37AM
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KravtZ
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tommy hillfiger parking lot (outlets at manchester , vt) in the corner behind a snowbank....parking lot wasnt really that big maybe 20-25 cars. Was really hidden from front view kidna from the back no idea wtf i was thinking. Classic times
Dec 9 2012 11:46AM
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Wompuscat
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This thread needs a bump.
Apr 3 2013 11:38PM
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Lemon
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about to fap bump
Apr 4 2013 12:17AM
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KEVTRON
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the only time my roomates door is ever closed is if hes jerking off. I will never expect there to be a girl in his room if its shut, hes all about his hand.
Apr 4 2013 12:28AM
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zbphoto
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When I was an overnight camp counsellor last year my friends campers (11-13) decided to have 'wank circles' the attic. Also my campers (also 11-13) wacked off at night and in the showers all the time, lol puberty.
Apr 4 2013 1:19AM
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RimJobber
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Lets see.... Not any danger wanks, just cus I can do it easily in private. Got head in a drive in. Lawless was the movie. Handie in my bed while my roommate was watching a video on his computer like 6 feet away Sex in the shower after going in the hot tub while her dad was in the living room. Multiple hand jobs in that same hot tub while her dad was home. Blowjob in the bathroom of a motorcycle shop from the owners daughter while he was out to lunch and the only other person there was my friend working on a bike.
Apr 4 2013 3:34AM
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Pingulicious
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In a gas station bathroom on the border of norway and sweden.
Apr 4 2013 8:00AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Oh this thread....
Apr 4 2013 8:12AM
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bnewbs6
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Some of those are pretty funny.
Apr 4 2013 12:18PM
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Ali_Dibden
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Unashamedly on an airplane during a long haul flight to thailand next to two people who were asleep next to me!
Apr 4 2013 12:30PM
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.Apex.
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Had sex on a piece of land in the middle of a river with like 6 backyards going on to it and literally 30 seconds after we get our clothes on and old man and women walk their dog right next to us. thrilling
Apr 4 2013 1:05PM
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northeast
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in the car with my parents

one time in 8th grade I caught a kid whacking it during a standardized test.
Apr 4 2013 1:31PM
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ssfalk
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during a firefight in Iraq
Apr 4 2013 2:26PM
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FreezerKid
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solo gondola ride in tignes
Apr 4 2013 4:20PM
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seward
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lol.

this post got me to thinking, the only time my bedroom door is ever, ever closed is when im beatin up my dick or the gf's over.

my roomate must know whats up. doors closed, and there isnt a pair of chick shoes at the door, im whackkkkkkin offffff.
Apr 4 2013 5:29PM
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Broommasta
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In the backseat of a 350 ford truck when me and my family were going camping as we were driving. It was a slow jerk, took a while but i did it and no one noticed. I was 12 i think.
Apr 4 2013 5:45PM
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NPF
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was staying at my cousins place and she had a friend over and i ended up hooking up with her friend while everyone else was sleeping. and my cousin was in the same room.
Apr 4 2013 6:12PM
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.Rybak.
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What camp was it?
Apr 4 2013 6:13PM
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bardissono
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I don't have any good stories so I'll just leave this here:
Apr 4 2013 8:20PM
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270on420out
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Not mine but my friends story. He was wearing a hoodie and jerkin in class and right as the teacher came over and asked what he was doing, he came all over the chair. All he did was look at him straight in the eye, and while cumming, he just says uh nothing. The class started dying
Apr 4 2013 8:42PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Got laid in a park once. It was night time. No public wanking before. Also had my mother walk in on me getting a blowjob. Not a good time.
Apr 4 2013 9:48PM
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RimJobber
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Hahah oh man. That's worst case scenario.
Apr 4 2013 10:05PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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And that's how my mom met my ex girlfriend.
Apr 4 2013 10:11PM
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RimJobber
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Kinda related. I was watching movies with my now ex and we had blankets over us and her dad walked in and had to tell us something and he talked to us for a bit but never noticed that my hand was down his daughters pants.
Apr 4 2013 10:14PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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At least your penis wasn't in her mouth.
Apr 4 2013 10:17PM
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ILLinoisance
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that's crossing the line, man.
Apr 4 2013 10:21PM
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RimJobber
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Not my hot tub, not my problem.

And what was I supposed to do? It was that time when you're dating someone and you're both horny but she doesn't wanna put out yet.
Apr 4 2013 11:08PM
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deleted5
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And it looks like the hand writing of 5th grader or me that wrote that.
Apr 4 2013 11:18PM
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Willgum
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Not always, theres a kid in my school who got caught fapping to anime. He was mentally retarded though so maybe thats why he just got told to stop
Apr 4 2013 11:21PM
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Willgum
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^Oh and he didnt stop, the teacher caught him twice more that class period before he got kicked out
Apr 4 2013 11:22PM
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Willgum
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In my experience: If you think theres the slightest chance someone could hear you/ notice, they 100% can haha
Apr 4 2013 11:41PM
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northeast
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oh also, there was a kid at my prep school who was put on "masturbation contract," similar to behavior contract. this was for getting got pulling his pud under the librarian's desk, and was ultimately kicked out for whacking it in a tree outside of the girls' dorm. he was also known for locking the bathroom so he could lay on the floor and spank it, and also sitting in the shower fully clothed with the lights off.
Apr 4 2013 11:53PM
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RimJobber
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Just had sex on the gfs couch with her parents and sibling down the hall sleeping.
Dangerous? Yes.
Apr 6 2013 4:02AM
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