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Danger Wanking

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Tucker*
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Yep.. So Ns what is the most dangerous place you have ever wanked?

I think this thread could be funny if it goes in the right direction but please keep it to real stories

mine: The most dangerous place i have ever wanked was on a night when my sister (dance team captain) had a dance team sleep over (not related to wanking) and danger wanked 10 feet away in the computer room that has no door.

friend: Had sex in a Walmart parking lot with his girlfriend in his van

(these can also be with a girl/guy rather than yourself)

okay go!
Nov 29 2010 12:04AM
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PJS.
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epic thread inbound
Nov 29 2010 12:06AM
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r0dubs
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bathroom of a place where i got my haircut









my hairdresser looked like pamela anderson

nothing i could do BUT fap
Nov 29 2010 12:07AM
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GayWolf420
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In school taking a shit in the 6th grade. Haven't done any public jerking since.
Nov 29 2010 12:09AM
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dbstar
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im not a socially introverted obsessive masturbator so I usually only get it done when it is safe
Nov 29 2010 12:10AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
In an airport bathroom. The stewardess' name was Stacy
Nov 29 2010 12:10AM
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kootenayklaus
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7th grade, back of the car, but in one of those GMC's with three rows of seats. Parents were in the car. /claim?
Nov 29 2010 12:11AM
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bistroburrito
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I once was crammed in the back of a van with my friend's extended family and realized that my friend's 8 year old nephew was choking the monkey next to me...shit freaked me out
Nov 29 2010 12:11AM
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dex.
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planned parenthood bathroom floor
Nov 29 2010 12:12AM
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nutsnbolts
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fucked this gurl downstairs in the basement on a mattress during a big family party
Nov 29 2010 12:12AM
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kootenayklaus
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gonna add a little first page claim in here also...
Nov 29 2010 12:13AM
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bangarangmules
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While wanking it in my bedroom, I yelled "Hey mom! Come here!" just to see if I could get off in time. That's what I call danger wanking. Man if nothing ever scared you into busting...
Nov 29 2010 12:13AM
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Funkadelic
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I was babysitting, put the kids to bed, wanked in the bathroom.
Nov 29 2010 12:13AM
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PJS.
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da fuck?
Nov 29 2010 12:13AM
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kootenayklaus
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It was like two days after I discovered my "abilities", cut me some slack.
Nov 29 2010 12:15AM
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J-Evs
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u guys are so nutty
Nov 29 2010 12:15AM
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COrider
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wtf, why would you people do it in public.
Nov 29 2010 12:16AM
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soulskier
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haha, woah. some of you are going to end up on a list some day
Nov 29 2010 12:16AM
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Skittle.
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hahaha threads
Nov 29 2010 12:17AM
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PJS.
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bahahahahahaha +k
Nov 29 2010 12:17AM
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ryano
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this could be an entertaining thread.
Nov 29 2010 12:18AM
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binturong-qwerty
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pun intended
Nov 29 2010 12:19AM
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spen-cer
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first page claim

Nov 29 2010 12:20AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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outdoors, naked...at 2 in the morning on my birthday.



twas magnifico
Nov 29 2010 12:20AM
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Tucker*
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actually got this thread idea because a friend said he was in his dorm trying to go to sleep and he heard the rhythmic moving of sheets.. so he got up and moved around trying to signal he was still awake and the sheets stopped moving for about 10 seconds. then started up again. Its hard to stop a danger wank.
Nov 29 2010 12:21AM
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nutsnbolts
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where the gurls at...i guess they dont call it wanking but still...
Nov 29 2010 12:24AM
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Blake.P
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On an airplane. It was a 20 hour flight to Africa, what the hell was I supposed to do?
Nov 29 2010 12:24AM
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kootenayklaus
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"...just like masturbating on an airplane." "No, I'm pretty sure that's illegal too."
Nov 29 2010 12:25AM
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SteezyOhio
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hmm in a cruise bathroom while we got ready for dinner once haha
Nov 29 2010 12:29AM
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r0dubs
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because its way more awesome











also i take my first one back

















most dangerous was while driving
Nov 29 2010 12:34AM
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pigglywiggly
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Lord Almighty i hope you are inferring that you got road dome
Nov 29 2010 12:39AM
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Tucker*
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nope.. i think hes talking about old paulmala handerson.
Nov 29 2010 12:42AM
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kootenayklaus
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"Wank" and "Road head" are two different evils, my friend. He literally jacked the beanstalk while he was driving.
Nov 29 2010 12:42AM
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sethski
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threads.
Nov 29 2010 12:44AM
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s.erickson
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penises
Nov 29 2010 12:45AM
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rewand0
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In the bathroom of a public pool.
Nov 29 2010 12:46AM
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dmc12380
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never done the dangerous.

my friend though has: 1. was a the movies with his friend, got bored, left to an empty theater and wanked it all over the seats.
2. in middle school, in the back of class there was a pile of beanbags, did the deed while the teacher was teaching.

Fuck theres more but i cant remember.

But just for shits and giggles, my other friend use to live in NC and back in 6th grade this black kid in his class got expelled from his school for fucking a chick during class, she was just sitting on his lap at the back desk riding him, ahaaha
Nov 29 2010 12:53AM
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shredables
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solo ride on chairlift
Nov 29 2010 1:10AM
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ChanchoVelez.
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7th grade during my english class. completely serious. i was bored as fuck so i put my hand it my pocket and went to work. it was really fucking weird afterward....
Nov 29 2010 1:19AM
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deleted5
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i did it in my bed once so much danger
Nov 29 2010 1:20AM
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deleted5
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no ive done it 2 time if your about to fall asleep it helps you stay up but MAKE SURE YOU DONT FINISH YOU'LL DIE
Nov 29 2010 1:23AM
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theabortionator
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Hahahaha, wtf thread.


Seriously I've been there done that. Some pretty epic ones, but really? This thread? Come on.


I didn't even know this had a name. Before that I used to love doing things naked. I ain't scurred
Nov 29 2010 1:24AM
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kronickrew
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In your closet.
Nov 29 2010 1:25AM
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Downtofilm
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2 weeks ago math class
First page claim
Nov 29 2010 1:27AM
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XtRemE11
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lol, tried that too, 7th grade, me and my friend thought up this great idea to cut holes on the inside of our sweatshirt pockets. so we could like slip it through. sat in the back corner of class, did it once and it was the most akward thing ever, especially knowing my friend was doing the same thing in his class. fuck that.

i think like the second or third time i ever did it was in 4th grade in the bathroom, the teacher asked why i took so long (probably like 20 minutes) and i just didnt answer.
Nov 29 2010 1:28AM
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theabortionator
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reminds me of


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyNmV1dIvqE
Nov 29 2010 1:28AM
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1337
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first page claim
Nov 29 2010 1:32AM
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D1X
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cocks and balls
Nov 29 2010 1:34AM
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ChanchoVelez.
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oh my thats gotta be some awkward eye contact. haha funny shit

Nov 29 2010 1:36AM
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Cufe.
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on the balcony (7th or 8th floor) of a hotel I was staying at in Sanya, China. Mid-day with a beach full of people and semi transparent (frosted) window for the railing. the thrill was totally worth it though.
so, international fap sesh /claim
Nov 29 2010 1:40AM
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carbon.pulse
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Me and my Girlfriend have done it on a golf course, in a gondola and in a room with the door wide open at a flat party.
Nov 29 2010 1:40AM
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