To start my year i got my brand new pair of Beats stolen out of my room, luckily my girlfriend bought me a pair for my birthday but still really shitty.
And today i got my car broken into and credit card stolen. at 4 pm. At 6 pm when i came back and saw the windshield shattered i called to cancel it. Within two hours 3000$ got taken out of my account, which idk how thats possible because i didnt have that much, plus another 250$ when they decided lunch would be nice.
anyways dont steal, karma will fuck you eventually.
Headaches, nausea, vomiting, facial paralysis. These are a few of my favorite venomous side effects.
"When a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 126.96.36.199.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
lol because that would be a waste of tim...... duuh
R.I.P. CR, we miss you
A Boys BBall coach at my school got arrested for wacking off in a Costco(twice) and in a walmart(once)- .Andrew.$
"she will be harrassed by NSers, asking why shes not in the kitchen, or if shes had her butt peed in yet, or if she wants to trade for one ofkangbang's mediums"- alwaysDTF
"as much as ive tried i cant help but love fd, you and your waterproof bathrobes are the shit"-VelociRylan
lesson for all regarding stolen items. call your insurance company and put personal article insurance on iphone, ipod, skis, ect. The policies are cheap and there isnt a deductable. shit gets stolen you get new. i insured all 3 pairs of my skis for like 50 bucks a year. good investment and now i dont have to lock em up at the mountain. sorry about the cc shit bro call the company and make em cover that shit.