"Well I was over In Australia during Easter which was interesting... Interesting to know they celebrate the Holiday the same way we do: By commemorating the Death and resurrection of jesus by telling our children that a giant BUNNY RABBIT left them chocolate eggs in the night. Now... I wonder why we are fucked up as a race... " Bill Hicks
"You don't want to be a boner when you land. Some people are a boner when they land."
"Yo, when you fall, you always need to make sure you land in the afterbang position for maximum steeze on whatever you do." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEfXvXxwCaU