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Cops called for snowballs?

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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

So snow day today, theres a footbrisge about 15-30 feet off the road. we were havin fun throwing snow balls (light powdery ones, explode on impact, not icey AT ALL) at cars as they drove by. Some bitch gets out and yells at us, threatining to call the cops. We say go ahead, 20$ fine, max, and just fuck with her for a bit (funnyest comment Her: you dont know how scary it is to drive, Jon: actually i do, im in the NASCAR) eventually we leave, fun buzzkilled.

My question to you is iif the cops actually came would they have reasonable ground to do anything, and what would they be (keeping in mind we would have been very respectful, explained we were not throwing them at people, and most people drove slow and waved at us, basically making them an easyier target.) would we have been fined or what?

spark notes: whats the punishment for thowing lightly packed snowballs at cars if someone calls the cops on you?

Nov 23 2010 6:50PM
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.AR6rider.
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They could claim that it distracted them when a snowball hit the windshield causing them to lose control of the car blah blah blah.  Some kids did this to me last year while I was driving and it completely whited out the windshield.  Did I call the cops? No.  I pulled a U-Turn and chased them back to their house and yelled at them in their front yard.  Scared the living shit out of them.  Bet they won't do that again.
Nov 23 2010 6:53PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
I don't know what the fine would be specifically, but it sounds like you guys were being dicks. You're throwing stuff at other people's property that they probably work pretty hard to pay for, so they definitely have every right to be frustrated with you.
Nov 23 2010 6:54PM
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Balto
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Blake, wtf are you, 12? Grow up and don't throw shit off bridges at cars, it could really end up bad
Nov 23 2010 6:55PM
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Nathn
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im assuming this is because you're 12?
Nov 23 2010 6:56PM
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Gnarcoma
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That is ten year-old behavior.  If you guys are ten years old, the cops won't care. 
Nov 23 2010 6:57PM
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Proze
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Fuck you your a douche for throwing shit at moving cars. Yes the police have every ground to fuck with you
Nov 23 2010 6:58PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
You seriously must be in middle school because that is the kind of shit that middle schoolers do and I get so fucking mad when a bunch of kids throw shit at my car when I am driving. Distracting as fuck and super annoying.
Nov 23 2010 7:03PM
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snowaddict91
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such a dick move. i had someone do this to me last year off a 10 story building at night and it totally covered the windshield
Nov 23 2010 7:04PM
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TheHamburglar
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haha we use to throw snowballs at cars then run away if they got out. yeah its juvenile, so get drunk first. if the cops get called, then they get called, fuck em.
Nov 23 2010 7:05PM
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infuser
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 241

the consequences dont matter

throw them at the cop  when he comes and then make a quick escape

Nov 23 2010 7:19PM
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Mike-O
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First, snowballs. Then, icy ones. Finally, ice boulders.

Fuck you for endangering other peoples' lives, you fucking ignorant dick. Go die in a ditch and remember to give me directions to your final resting place before you go and hang yourself on a sully and unforgiving tree branch while masturbating over your puny, shallow grave in the hopes of getting one last flavorful death orgasm before meeting your final doom which is me - pissing gloriously over your filthy fucking soon-to-be-zombified-because-you're-a-fucking-prick face.

I hope someone throws a block of ice in your windshield one day and you're crushed to death... All alone, no one hears your calls for help. You suffocate in your wretched vehicle, praying to "God" to release you of your Earthly woes, but nay, He/She doth not answer. A silence falls as you realise: "I deserved this. This is the end for me. I'm sitting here, stuck, waiting for rescue that will never come. I know it was cruel what I did when I was a kid, throwing snowbal:::::::"

And that's when you were sliced in half by a semi grazing your car on the side of the road. The fucking end.

PS. Here's a pic of a bus in Helsinki that had an ice block thrown at it from a bridge today:

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You think a normal windshield would take that? Fuck no, you'd be dead before you knew it and WCS, take other, innocent people with you.

SO STOP THROWING STUFF AT DRIVERS, YOU FUCKING NUMBSKULL!!!
Nov 23 2010 7:20PM
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Rob~
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Think about what you are doing. If someone crashes because of you and dies you could legally be tried for manslaughter..
Nov 23 2010 7:38PM
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TheDude
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In 17 for reference and a driver. We were actually safe about it, not on a busy road ( neighbor hood road, 1 car maybe every 5 minutes with nothing to crash into) and our intentions were very visible, getting hit with a snow all was not a suprise to anyone. As I mentioned most people slowed down. But there are some very valid posts, a good lesson to learn, don't throw shut at cars if they won't expect it/ it could cause damage, neither of which we were doing.
Nov 23 2010 8:14PM
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rankstank
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if no one is hurt you could probably get something like reckless endangerment.
Nov 23 2010 8:17PM
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SKIU4EA
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are you still building forts out of blankets and pillows in the living room and begging your mom for freeze pops?
Nov 23 2010 8:20PM
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jblaski
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What could happen? Try disorderly conduct charges. It's the cover-all charge for someone being a dumbass. Have fun trying to get a decent job in this economy with a solid misdemeanor on your record.

Also, if I had some dumbass kids throw snowballs at my truck as I drove by, I guarantee that I'd be getting out with a golf club or baseball bat and coming at you.
Nov 23 2010 8:28PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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Your such a n00b, when my friends and me did this, the fun was in the peoples reaction and the adrenaline when running away. you have it all wrong by challenging it and whatnot. of course you can get in trouble if the people feel threatened enough, for example that nice lady who was simply trying to drive her car in snow ( which is tough btw ).
Nov 23 2010 8:43PM
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dex.
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anybody saying this is bad needs to lighten up..its snowballs. anybody who gets mad about snowballs at their car is just a dick head. unless its hard snow, which it wasnt in this case. rage on op.
Nov 23 2010 9:25PM
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Muhammad
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This used to be so much fun.....

.... when I was 9.

Nov 23 2010 9:26PM
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nolan.
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so while you were being 5 and throwing snowballs at cars, why the fuck didn't you just go to the mountain or build a urban setup????....if i had snow right now on the east coast, the last thing i would be doing is making snowballs with joey down the street in my snow igloo. next time i hope it collapses on you.
Nov 23 2010 9:29PM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
Thats not the fucking point. The point is dont throw shit period. And clearly there was some kind of problem with you throwing snowballs at cars since that lady got out of her car and yelled at you.

fucking twelve year olds, what are they thinking now days?
Nov 23 2010 9:44PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
safe at throwing snowballs at cars eh?
Nov 23 2010 9:47PM
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Jordan
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Yeah, I mean that's straight dumb.

I did that when I was 8 and to our neighbors.

If someone through a snowball at my jeep driving, I'd make good use out of that brush guard I have on there...


Never mess with peoples' cars, dick move for sure.
Nov 23 2010 9:51PM
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