Last week my idiot brother dumped some chemicals on 3/4 of all my good clothes... today i find out that my favorite shirt had been bleached and is now pink... but don't worry... Mom came to the rescue and bought me a whole buncha extra small shirts from costco!!! woohoo... no... I'm pissed off... somebody pleeeeeeease help me
'Get back here you little dipshit I'm gonna rape you more than you'd wanna fuck britney spears now wtf did you do to my truck?'