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gus555
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This man
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I want to live an adventurous life and I need things that you think the most interesting man in the world has done. Not just things from the commercial, but things like taming a lion, or swimming with sharks, ect. ect. Any suggestions will be considered, as stupid as they may seem.
Nov 22 2010 9:34PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Eating moon cheese
Nov 22 2010 9:35PM
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Boob.
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Nov 22 2010 9:35PM
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gus555
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two completely unhelpful answers, great
Nov 22 2010 9:40PM
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J-Evs
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pooping in public
Nov 22 2010 9:41PM
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hellyeaaaah
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Try meth.
Nov 22 2010 9:41PM
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alpacarider
Posts: 290 - Karma: 42
eat at a fine restaurant and have the waiter tip you
Nov 22 2010 9:44PM
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Blurst
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ok well then

jizz on a polatician
Nov 22 2010 9:44PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Just do everything Hemmingway did, basically the same guy.
http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/literature/laureates/1954/hemingway-bio.html
Smoke a Cigar with Fidel Castro for sure.
Nov 22 2010 9:44PM
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JamesR
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Canoe through the Panama Canal, saddle up a grizzly bear and ride it through town , get head from an intern in the Oval Office, stand your ground in the running of the bulls. I can think of more if you need me to.
Nov 22 2010 9:48PM
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-Mugatu
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-Jerk off a bull rhino

-Whenever you drink beer, drink dos equis

- Track, hunt, and kill a mythological beast

-grow an amazing beard


Nov 22 2010 9:48PM
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Blurst
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number 3
Nov 22 2010 9:50PM
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gus555
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all except number 3, and i'm definitly canoing the amazon
Nov 22 2010 10:24PM
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Dirty_Griddle
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wait you want to be more interesting than the most interesting man in the world?
Nov 22 2010 10:29PM
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thugaim
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Nov 22 2010 10:31PM
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shibby
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These Bucket List threads are so fucking stupid. I guarantee that you will never do even 3 of these things. Everything posted usually requires lots of give'r and is too much for the typical 14 year old fuckhead to accomplish.
Nov 22 2010 10:37PM
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gus555
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no, i want to be of equal interestingness, i just need ns to help methink of some of the most interesting things to do
Nov 22 2010 10:38PM
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Jamerson
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laughed far too long at this

shoot a bald eagle out of the sky with a rifle


Nov 22 2010 10:43PM
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gus555
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first off, Click for larger image and i actually am going to try and do impressive and interesting things before i die, if anyone would actually contribute to the thread
Nov 22 2010 10:44PM
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Dirty_Griddle
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you definitely need to go shark wrangling
Nov 22 2010 10:45PM
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gus555
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killing a shark with bare hands/spear gun would be pretty god damn interesting, and to jameson, illegal, but i like it
Nov 22 2010 10:51PM
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shibby
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That's what every other of the 7 billion people on this earth at least aspire to, doesn't mean they do it. Do yourself a favor and narrow your list down to 10 or so, finish that then make a new one, and choose realistic shit. Do this and you may actually get some of your stuff done!

Or you can keep trolling NS for years to come. Just make sure to update us when you've smoked a fatty bat with the president or fucked Miley.
Nov 22 2010 10:52PM
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MothaHucker
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rape a moose

Nov 22 2010 10:53PM
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gus555
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i will make sure to update you thuroughly(sp?) maybe i should learn to spell first
Nov 22 2010 10:56PM
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DIX*
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Nov 22 2010 11:03PM
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Jamerson
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This is also fuckin funny

hahahahaaa

haaha
Nov 22 2010 11:07PM
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gus555
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i no longer want to be interesting, you have completely my life
Nov 22 2010 11:09PM
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naturday
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Go noodeling and wrangle up a violent catfish.
Nov 22 2010 11:10PM
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Gnarshred
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All I gotta say is if you don't have the imagination to think of things you want to do, you probably wont have the dedication to follow through on them.
That said, fuck the haters. I'm planning to live quite the adventurous life myself, and have gotten a pretty decent start so far. GOOD LUCK SIR!

Another thing, try not to get in trouble with the law, its a pain in the ass for being spontaneous and leaving the state and shit...
Nov 22 2010 11:12PM
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EC-Skier
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drive one side of the country to the other, while only sleeping in your vehicle the whole way, im doing that in 2 years
Nov 22 2010 11:13PM
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MothaHucker
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lolwut
Nov 22 2010 11:29PM
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J-Evs
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take an english class then your life can be completed
Nov 22 2010 11:37PM
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Montville57
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Cum in my bumhole huhuhuhuhuhuhuHuhHUHUHUHUH
Nov 30 2010 8:26PM
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Sam.Carson
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hahahahahahahha this made me get a few good laughs in
Nov 30 2010 8:27PM
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triebby
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Bahahahahaha, those dos equis memes are fuckin great
Nov 30 2010 8:29PM
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Arabian.
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mfw:

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Nov 30 2010 8:36PM
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squibble
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its gotta be sarah palin
Nov 30 2010 8:38PM
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Timotheezy.
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pro response
Nov 30 2010 8:38PM
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connory998
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or drive across the country and never leave your car, drive thrus and full serve gas stations only.
Nov 30 2010 8:40PM
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inactive
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give someone famous your autograph. ive always wanted to do that.
Nov 30 2010 8:44PM
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