I have just recently visited thy glorious nation, and from what I saw there seems to be not a single fast food restaurant providing the delicious dish of Kebab meat assorted by corn, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, and cucumber served in a pita bread, commonly known as Kebab in a pita. Am I correct in saying this?
If you are not familiar with said dish, it simply the peak of fast wood, one of mans most glorious inventions, a gift from the divine. It also looks like vomit, but here's a picture regardless:
kebab is fucking incredible. i had an exchange student from switzerland who told me all about it, and when i went to visit him we got it all the time. its the perfect drunk/stoned midnight snack, beats mcdonalds any day of the week.
That sounds unhealthy. Here in America, we only eat food packed with essential nutrients and low in fat content. Like Whoppers.
It's all in the hips.
This looks like the end for young Happy Gilmore.
"When a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 220.127.116.11.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".