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If you had to combine 2 people to make a super athlete.

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ElbridgeGerry
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I would make Ray Dawkins.


He'd be the best football player in existence.


Or maybe Larry George(Larry Czonka, Eddie George)

Nov 19 2010 10:52PM
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Raz.
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josh kalis and collin mckay
Nov 19 2010 10:57PM
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SSteezle
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for skiing

i'd say wallisch and seth
Nov 19 2010 10:57PM
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B.Pol
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Oh my god that would be insane! Doubles off 100 foot cliffs I would jizz everywhere.
Nov 19 2010 10:59PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Just thought of another one. Jim Thome and Alex Rodriguez
Nov 19 2010 10:59PM
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GayWolf420
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Reed speedman and chug.
Nov 19 2010 11:01PM
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charmander
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usain woods
Nov 19 2010 11:03PM
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black_mamba
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NFL - Ed Taylor (Ed Reed + Sean Taylor)
Soccer - Adriano Okocha (Jay Jay Okocha + Adriano)
NHL - Alex Semin (Alex Ovechkin + Alex Semin)
NBA - Kobe James
MLB - Albert Rodriquez (Albert Pujols + ARoid)

Nov 19 2010 11:04PM
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DERS.
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kobe howard
Nov 19 2010 11:04PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Lebron Jordan
Nov 19 2010 11:04PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Usain Longboat
Nov 19 2010 11:06PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Arnold Balboa
Nov 19 2010 11:08PM
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alev
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boooooom. dwight howard is freakishly athletic. too bad he cant shoot
Nov 19 2010 11:09PM
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chardi
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that would just make a very above average skier.
Nov 19 2010 11:10PM
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DERS.
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Mohamed Pacquaio
Nov 19 2010 11:10PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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wtf would that accomplish, Muhammad Ali was amazing by himself..Pacquaio is good, but in a different weight class.
Nov 19 2010 11:11PM
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DERS.
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a badass fighter who would wreck your shit

otherwise not very much that they haven't done individually

Nov 19 2010 11:13PM
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Anathema
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i'd just fuse usain bolt with pretty well any football player and make some giant fast guy

Nov 19 2010 11:13PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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You know what I mean though right? Like, there isn't anything Pacquaio has that Ali didn't.

It'd be dirt mcgirt none the less.
Nov 19 2010 11:14PM
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thesheik
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Napoleon Campbell

Napoleon Kaufmann+Earl Campbell=greatest running back err
Nov 19 2010 11:14PM
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GayWolf420
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How about kobe simpson. Fuse Kobe bryant with OJ Simpson. Ones a rapist and the other is a lady killer.
Nov 19 2010 11:15PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Lorenzo Alstott.

BEST FULLBACK IN EXISTENCE!
Nov 19 2010 11:19PM
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Ben.
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already exists. his name is devin hester.

andrew reynolds x josh kalis in skateboarding. super tech down massive stuff.

or bob burnquist x colin mckay. can anyone say switch tre no grabs over the mega ramp?
Nov 19 2010 11:25PM
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apcaipse
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Usain Phelps.

Fastest swimmer to have ever existed.
Nov 19 2010 11:28PM
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skiminnesota
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the white hawk?
Nov 19 2010 11:29PM
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Ben.
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for some reason this made me laugh really hard. just a funny visual.
Nov 19 2010 11:32PM
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Brenone
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Michael Vick & Michael Jordan?
Nov 19 2010 11:34PM
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th3Mailman
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sage and kenny powers.
Nov 19 2010 11:35PM
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Dirty.Harry.
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LeBron Walnuts. He could dunk on anybody as well as throw dubs.


Nov 19 2010 11:40PM
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Noss.
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vick is aight, not great but like Michael Jordan and Jerry Rice would be awesome
Nov 19 2010 11:41PM
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JustDidIt
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Usain Manning.

Best QB in the league with ridiculous speed
Nov 19 2010 11:47PM
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Balto
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t-hall/m.phelps
Nov 19 2010 11:51PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Bong ripper of the gods
Nov 20 2010 12:01AM
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steezilicious
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matt walker and bobby brown

Nov 20 2010 12:06AM
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PartyHon
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ahmett brown.. mind=blown
Nov 20 2010 12:11AM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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twall-bobby brown
Nov 20 2010 12:24AM
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hellomynameisjef
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usain bolt x ray lewis = ray bolt

aka

you are fucked in every way, shape, and form
Nov 20 2010 12:33AM
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Get.Kronk
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Lebron plus datsyuk? best hockey player ever?
Nov 20 2010 12:35AM
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wintersway
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tom thovex?
Nov 20 2010 1:00AM
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Phil-X-
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twall and chug


making

Chug Wallnuts
Nov 20 2010 1:05AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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or tog chugnuts?
Nov 20 2010 1:07AM
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DopeDiecuts
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Usain Gebrselassie

Fastest man both short and long distance
Nov 20 2010 1:08AM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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twall + bobby brown = tombo Wallibrown
Nov 20 2010 1:09AM
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thugaim
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Obviously Usain Howard.
Nov 20 2010 1:10AM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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usian bolt + ?dwight howard?
Nov 20 2010 1:12AM
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BigJew
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Scott Vail and Brad Holmes.
Nov 20 2010 1:13AM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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brott holmevail
Nov 20 2010 1:14AM
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Eastcoastr
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rajon jordan (mj and rondo) greatest nba player imaginable rondo's passing, quickness, floater and hands with jordan's shot, competitiveness and driving ability.

Nov 20 2010 1:15AM
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pomme-de-terre
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Micheal Phelps and wiz khalifa
Nov 20 2010 1:25AM
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Dylan_
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michael vick and a pitbull
Nov 20 2010 1:28AM
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Ducky.
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Dane Pastrana
Nov 20 2010 1:33AM
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