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Moonshine?

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JIBpsy^^
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A I am thinking of making moonshine with a pot still. anybody got any expereince or tips?

Nov 18 2010 8:59PM
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TheStudioCC
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What is this "Moonshine"? Enlighten me.
Nov 18 2010 9:00PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Moonshine = homemade liqour
Nov 18 2010 9:01PM
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.thedude
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I had a buddy with a whole setup but he wussed out when he found out its a federal crime.
Nov 18 2010 9:01PM
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no_steeze
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why would you ever do that?
Nov 18 2010 9:01PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Its a fedarel crime?  oh shit second thought fo sho and if you throw away the first 50 mls of distiled moonshine you wont go blind.
Nov 18 2010 9:03PM
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McFellon
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pretty sure it was only a federal crime during the prohibition
Nov 18 2010 9:05PM
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Mr.Turtle
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there's a puerto rican at my school who makes it. other than that never met anyone whos tried
Nov 18 2010 9:06PM
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pomme-de-terre
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its a federal crime.


if you dont get caught.



but no im pretty sure its not a federal crime. but dont let boss hog know.
Nov 18 2010 9:07PM
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RubberSoul
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i wouldnt fuck with it personally. but i have had some that my friend's hick dad made, and boy was it strong. took a couple swigs at lunch at the mountain and i was buzzzzin
Nov 18 2010 9:07PM
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chicken
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still illegal in both US and Canada to my knowledge.

but who doesn't know someone who has a still. what else are you gonna put in the punch-bowl?
Nov 18 2010 9:09PM
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Mogwai.
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this. i've heard stories of people losing vision because of moonshine
Nov 18 2010 9:15PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Making moonshine is not illegal. Selling what you make is illegal. Unless you're a distillery and have the correct licenses to sell it to liquor stores.
Nov 18 2010 9:17PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I drank moonshine in the himalayas a couple times and it was ok. I was expecting really strong beer but it was more like weak vodka. Theirs was brewed out of rice though so I dunno what you are gonna make yours out of. I didn't go blind. It wasn't anywhere near as good as beer either. If it were me I'd just buy some PBR and be done with it, not really worth it IMO.

They made some alcoholic shit out of fermented millet that was straight ballin though, so delicious and tasted good hot or cold.
Nov 18 2010 9:27PM
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I.B
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WHITE LIGHTING? HELL YES

Nov 18 2010 9:30PM
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McFellon
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also, you can't generalize about moonshine. there's more variation within it than within alcohol on the market
Nov 18 2010 9:31PM
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Petey.
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Federal crime, and unless you know exactly what you're doing, there's a high fucking chance it'll impair your vision. Yes, permanently.
Nov 18 2010 9:34PM
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hiphopopotamus
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Just made myself some "homemade wine"... messed it up tho to stoned when making it and now it just taste like alcoholic syrup (to much sugar was added)
but we are making some popcicles and slushes with it so it turned out good in the end
Nov 18 2010 9:35PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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Go for it. MY buddy made moonshine at his farm last summer. You dont need to worry about going blind or anything like that if youre careful. You just wanna make sure you make enthenol instead of methenol. If you make sugar or wheat mashes then youll make zero to very little methenol (which makes you go blind and shit). All you gotta do when you make these mashes is to distill the first few ML then throw it out since methanol boils off first, then youll be good.

Making moonshine is easy and pretty safe as long as you use sugar and wheat mashes. I'm gonna make an attempt this summer.
Nov 18 2010 9:39PM
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technique.
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so much win.

but OP, instead of drinking your moonshine, just sell it to blind people. everybody wins
Nov 18 2010 9:40PM
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smooticus
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But why, its fucking horrible.
Nov 18 2010 9:43PM
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JamesR
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So many moonshine experts on NS. Lol.
Nov 18 2010 9:45PM
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theabortionator
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Never made it. Fucking wicked stuff. Drank it at some fall festivals before at night when it was cold. Fucking fire. One batch was called rebel yell. You had to let out a scream after you took a big swig. If it sounded like a wasted party , or somebody getting raped, that's where the moonshine was.

20 bucks a jug, almost brought some back the last time. Only problem is i stay the fuck away from it.


Seriously fire. You drink a little and boom, you're fucked up. Good luck
Nov 18 2010 9:48PM
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General_Ripper
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Make it from grapes. Home made grappa is the shit. It gives you the wine drunk and has way more alcohol. And who cares if it is illegal. If your not selling it and it is for personel use your probably fine. It's like growing pot. If your caught with two plants you can argue personel use, If your caught with over 2 plants (per person I think) its trafficing and your fucked.

Disclaimer: I have not been involved in any of these illegal actions.
Nov 18 2010 10:21PM
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pomme-de-terre
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yes, the only time i have ever had moonshine it tasted like fire. it literally felt like something hot was in your mouth and throat and it was fucking awesome. someone was telling me thats how all moonshine should taste. they might have been insane, who knows. but if you make moonshine, do whatever you need to do to it to get that fire taste.
Nov 18 2010 11:30PM
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JStrathern
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HEY GUYS I JUST HEARD IT"S A FEDERAL CRIME
Nov 18 2010 11:42PM
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rockyhockey11187
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you won't go blind, people went blind off of homemade liquor back in the day because of the bacteria present in the distilling product due to unhygienic practices...hence "bathtub gin"
Nov 18 2010 11:47PM
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JIBpsy^^
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What kind of still did you use? how did you make the still. PM me a Mash recipee if its not to much trouble
Nov 18 2010 11:56PM
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sirschralpalot.
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I don't know about this bro, I'd rather not ski for the rest of my life with a bright orange bib that says "BLIND SKIER". I quite enjoy my vision
Nov 19 2010 1:52AM
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theabortionator
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if it tasted weak they def didn't it right. Moonshine is fire
Nov 19 2010 2:03AM
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General_Ripper
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pussy
Nov 19 2010 11:17AM
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.catierob
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my dad made has been  making schnapps for a while now. i remeber walking into the kitchen saturday morning to my dad fiddling with his ghetto ass distiller and him asking me to help him....he takes it pretty seriously and apparently its really good schnapps according to everyone who has some, personally i cant stomach it. its so strong.
Nov 19 2010 11:21AM
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General_Ripper
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Um way to snitch on ur own dad.
Nov 19 2010 4:35PM
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I.B
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obviously he beats her.
Nov 20 2010 2:58PM
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Slinger1x1
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blind retarded and die as my chem teacher always told us
Nov 20 2010 3:01PM
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yojimbo
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my chem teacher taught us how to make acid in our bathrooms
Nov 20 2010 3:20PM
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hoodratz47
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another reason that OREGON IS THE BEST STATE!!!!!!.

you can home distill,,  its the same as home brewing.. you can make up to 200 gallons a year a person, as long as your not selling it, your in the clear. 

just rembember.. when your boiling the mash to get the booze out, your making vapor , and that shit will blow the fuck up.. my dad had a still in college and it blew the fuck up cause a guy was not paying attention!  

Nov 20 2010 4:19PM
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-Nick-
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just buy some everclear
Nov 20 2010 4:22PM
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Noss.
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win.
Nov 20 2010 4:23PM
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KravtZ
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have had it a many times in school last yera...personally its a good experience if you want to make it but overall not that good of an idea if you dont know what your are doing. Tho you take like 3 shots of it and your buzzin pretty good shit is strong as hell
Nov 20 2010 4:58PM
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Jacob-T
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR40B8pMCjo
Nov 20 2010 6:00PM
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DutchhGutss
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or smuggle in fourlokos
Nov 20 2010 6:14PM
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p3ngin
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the only reason moonshine used to impair your vision is because people used to distill it through a car radiator...coolant used to get mixed in with the moonshine and fuck with people's vision. If you do it safely with modern techniques you'll be fine.
Nov 20 2010 6:23PM
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k-rob
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why? have you been in a liqour store lately? they have EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT. it seems so fucking pointless to try and make your own.
Nov 20 2010 6:28PM
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Twinjibber77
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you go bind
Nov 20 2010 6:47PM
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yuck
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not only can it make you go blind, but it can give you brain damage and basically it makes you go retarded.
Nov 20 2010 7:25PM
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cooper.fry
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ITS ILLEGAL, YOU GO BLIND, YOU GO RETARDED, AND YOUR PENIS FALLS OFF.



That's what I got out of all the warnings.
Nov 20 2010 7:33PM
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the~muffin~man
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its a tab illegal
Nov 20 2010 8:12PM
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theabortionator
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If you're talking about lsd you're fucking retarded. IF you're talking about something that will burn when you throw it at your sister, plausible.
Nov 20 2010 8:13PM
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