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Awesome Athlete Names

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2_fadez
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So I was watching football and realized how great some peoples name's are as a result of an urban-ghetto childhood, a different culture, asshole parents, or sheer bad luck. Here is my list so far and feel free to add in some:

Mike Hunt - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Hunt

D'Brickashaw Ferguson - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'Brickashaw_Ferguson

Chief Kickingstallionsims - Alabama State Basketball

Exree Hipp - Maryland Basketball

Dick Pole - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pole

Majestic Mapp and Scientific Mapp - Florida A&M and Virginia Basketball

Champ Bailey - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champ_Bailey

Rusty Kuntz - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz

Johnny Dickshot - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Dickshot

Miroslav Satan - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miroslav_%C5%A0atan

Popeye Jones - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye_Jones

Dick Trickle - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_trickle

Ben Gay - Cleveland Browns

Kyle Sackrider - Michigan State Football

De'Cody Fagg - Florida State Football

Kosuke Fukudome - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukudome

Longar Longar - Oklahoma Basketball

Chubby Cox - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chubby_Cox

Ron Tugnutt - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Tugnutt

Dick Butkus - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Butkus

Gregor Fucka - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Fucka

Coco Crisp - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coco_Crisp

Lucious Pusey - Eastern Illinois Football

Bake McBride - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bake_McBride

Taco Wallace - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco_Wallace

D'Qwell Jackson - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'Qwell_Jackson

Will Barrow - Virginia Lacrosse

Pokey Reese - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokey_Reese

Baskerville Holmes - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baskerville_Holmes

and lastly...



Collin Collins. I feel bad for you man.
Nov 18 2010 7:15PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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id rather colin colins over rusty cuntz or mike hunts

but that list is filled with lol
Nov 18 2010 7:16PM
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Mr.DarthVader
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there is a guy int the baseball hall of fame named gaylord
Nov 18 2010 7:19PM
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RubberSoul
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speaking of which, is that guy's name seriously collin collins? i'll take whatever his parents were smoking when they named him..
Nov 18 2010 7:20PM
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SmokeyTheBear
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Chad Ochocinco.  Come on guys...
Nov 18 2010 8:23PM
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Squid.
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There was a basketball player at my school named Majok Majok Majok. First middle and last name
Nov 18 2010 8:25PM
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chardi
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at some point you just have to stop and say, come on. i mean, at some point its not funny coincidence and just becomes the parents having a cruel sense of humor.

Nov 18 2010 8:26PM
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Dntel.
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Collins is just so nice, they named him twice!
Nov 18 2010 8:28PM
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Relish_man
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Bobby Brown?
Nov 18 2010 8:29PM
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chardi
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that would be a really cool name, if it wasn't for that coke addict
Nov 18 2010 8:39PM
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.thedude
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Whenever I lifted in PE last year I would refer to myself as Thunderbolt Lebron James Don't-Fuck-With-Us Wu-Tang Brown.
Nov 18 2010 8:56PM
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asapCferg
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i really hope you know thats not his real name
Nov 18 2010 9:05PM
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Mr.Turtle
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I really hope you know he legally changed it to that
Nov 18 2010 9:07PM
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asapCferg
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well yea, but he wasn't born with that name like all the other athletes that were listed..get what i mean?
Nov 18 2010 9:09PM
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skiingperson1
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Nov 18 2010 9:13PM
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scratchproteen
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Haha the best two ever are in the OP.


Coco Crisp and Pokey Reese....haha.
Nov 18 2010 9:37PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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The first base coach for the Kansas City Royals.
Nov 18 2010 9:41PM
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NS=NeverSki
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Tony Hawk
Nov 18 2010 9:43PM
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Deletedtoday
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Mack Strong is the best name for a fullback
Nov 18 2010 9:46PM
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elliotness
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what about coco crisp he used to play for the indians with milton bradley in the outfield i think there was another funny named player too in the outfield with them
Nov 18 2010 9:48PM
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Chompo.
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There is a city in Michigan named gaylord
Nov 18 2010 9:51PM
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.Cal.
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picaboo street.
Nov 18 2010 10:31PM
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garrets
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Colin Collins is the WORST name.
Nov 18 2010 10:32PM
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ORDEAL
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There's a kid in my grade named Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.
Nov 18 2010 10:34PM
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Turner.
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Daren Puppa (pronounced poo-pa)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daren_Puppa
me and my brother had his hockey card when we were younger.
Nov 18 2010 10:34PM
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WaterBottle
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Nov 18 2010 10:37PM
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hellyeaaaah
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Collin Collins isn't really that bad, Chubby Cox was the funniest though IMO
Nov 18 2010 10:41PM
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Anathema
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YYYYYYYYYYOGI BERRA
Nov 18 2010 10:42PM
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Mr.DarthVader
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Prince Fielder
Nov 19 2010 7:25AM
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technique.
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i dont know what you guys are talkin about, but Collin Collins is the SICKEST name.
Nov 19 2010 7:34AM
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apcaipse
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this is so epic.
Nov 24 2010 7:13PM
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van_ski
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Nov 24 2010 8:37PM
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Dirty_Griddle
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Dwellie Striggles- DB for UB Bulls
i couldnt believe that was actually his name

Nov 24 2010 8:49PM
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Peter.
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hahahahahahahahahahaha

that face fits the name perfectly
Nov 24 2010 9:00PM
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84891jnf92048
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i know collin collins is a pretty bad name, but i love it. it flows. probably because its the same name twice...
Nov 24 2010 9:09PM
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Username_42069
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Brett Bucktooth, straight off the res
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Nov 24 2010 9:13PM
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whegrodamus.
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Ricky Bobby
Tyson Gay
Nov 24 2010 9:25PM
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nickharris
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Theres a kid at my school named Eric Shin.
Think about it. It sucks
Nov 24 2010 11:30PM
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shibby
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Usain Bolt. Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo.
Nov 24 2010 11:40PM
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mike720b
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Duany Duany...

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Nov 25 2010 12:48AM
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