Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Make Your Own FourLoko!

profile picture
Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
Nov 17 2010 11:47PM
0 0
profile picture
JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
I have my weekend plans
Nov 17 2010 11:50PM
0 0
profile picture
Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
What a great way to teach kids how to kill themselves. I bet it tastes better than the real stuff too.
Nov 17 2010 11:51PM
0 0
profile picture
notadoctor
Posts: 398 - Karma: 589
I know what I'm drinking tomorrow.
Nov 17 2010 11:52PM
0 0
profile picture
TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

i wonder what it would taste like with other (hard) alcohol....the fact that it has a caffenie pille scares me.

Nov 17 2010 11:53PM
0 0
profile picture
jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
YES
Nov 17 2010 11:55PM
0 0
profile picture
Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
can I substitute caffeine pills for a tab of E?
Nov 17 2010 11:58PM
0 0
profile picture
Big_Meech
Posts: 152 - Karma: 33
Surprisingly to girls have posted in this thread yet...
Nov 17 2010 11:59PM
0 0
profile picture
thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
... pretty sure half a glass of malt liquor isnt 12 % alcahol...
Nov 18 2010 12:00AM
0 0
profile picture
Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
A) Why does he add extra caffiene? Monster has guarana AND caffiene (the appropriate amount) already in it.

B) Loko is 12% alcohol by volume (24oz). It's the equivalent of 6 beers. Adding a small amount of 40oz (which is 12% alcohol, thusly, 40% less alcoholic) the equivalent of 2 beers is NOT the same. Also, this is highly caloric. 300calories for the Jolly Ranchers (60K/cal apiece), 320calories for the Monster, plus half a sprite (120 calories) and whatever the malt liquor is (estimate around ~200+ calories)

= ~900 calories, twice the caffiene, 1/3 the alcohol, and non of the taste.


Go fuck yourself guy.
Nov 18 2010 12:00AM
0 0
profile picture
Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
orrrrr red bull and vodka
Nov 18 2010 12:01AM
0 0
profile picture
Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
for my threads...entertaining
Nov 18 2010 12:01AM
0 0
profile picture
kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
that guy is sketchy as fuck
Nov 18 2010 12:02AM
0 0
profile picture
thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
BOOM


roasted.
Nov 18 2010 12:03AM
0 0
profile picture
eheath
Posts: 61090 - Karma: 118,057
With the dilution of the 40 in the sweet energy drink concoction, it would only be like 4% alcohol content. Now, make it 3 parts that sweet concoction and 1 part vodka, you have a 10% alcohol content beverage. ( i think my math could be fuck, regardless, to get to a real 4loko, you'd have to use liquor, not beer/malt liquor)
Nov 18 2010 12:04AM
0 0
profile picture
thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
im pretty sure its a malt liquor beverage? i think i read that on the can once
Nov 18 2010 12:06AM
0 0
profile picture
TreePatroller
Posts: 612 - Karma: 23
honestly, if you want to black the fuck out, and be the life of the party, why not do it right?
Nov 18 2010 12:07AM
0 0
profile picture
katalina
Posts: 794 - Karma: 16
4 loko tastes DISGUSTING
Nov 18 2010 12:07AM
0 0
profile picture
BerGNARdo
Posts: 406 - Karma: 44
this.

although if the malt liquor was traded for jager we'd have an epic drink on our hands.
Nov 18 2010 12:07AM
0 0
profile picture
[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
i wasn't sure if he was joking after he threw in that caffeine tablet
Nov 18 2010 12:11AM
0 0
profile picture
notadoctor
Posts: 398 - Karma: 589
I tried it, two monsters, five jolly ranchers, and a 40 of big bear. but I didn't add the caffeine tablet. Tasted fine, didn't get me drunk enough but kept me up till 4am
Nov 20 2010 2:31PM
0 0
profile picture
thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
 
Nov 20 2010 4:00PM
0 0
profile picture
TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
4loko is malt liquor bromo
Nov 20 2010 4:05PM
0 0
profile picture
Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
.
Nov 20 2010 4:24PM
0 0
profile picture
Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
the better way to do this



Step one- acquire the following
-98% everclear
-caffeine pills
-candy

step 2-
using a credit card or something similar, crush up 4 caffeine pills, break them up until they are just powder, make sure there are no chunks!

step 3-
using the credit card. make a line with the powdered caffeine, also pour 5 shots worth of everclear

step 4-
now snort this shit (the caffeine pills, not the everclear you fuckhead). (pro tip, it WILL STING)

step 4- aright this parts important
this shit will hit you FAST so you need to take the shots as fast as possible, you most likely will choking cause it tastes like paint thinner.

step 5-
SURVIVE

step 5.5-
enjoy that fucking candy if you live, you deserve it.
Nov 20 2010 5:35PM
0 0
profile picture
factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
for some reason my work had a case of 4 loko in the cafeteria yesterday for beer thirty.........

All different flavors too..............


Now I can say I tried it........
Nov 20 2010 5:45PM
0 0
profile picture
thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
you can't replicate fourloko without the secret ingredient: hatred, and a dangerous disregard for ones health and well being.
Nov 20 2010 5:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
hahahahha that looks disgusting
Nov 20 2010 6:03PM
0 0
profile picture
penguinslide
Posts: 215 - Karma: 42
4loko is SO dangerous. Yeah, 4loko, alcohol poisoning! woohooo!
Nov 20 2010 6:16PM
0 0
profile picture
DutchhGutss
Posts: 896 - Karma: 124
So im gunna stay up all night not even being buzzed is what ur saying..
Nov 20 2010 6:18PM
0 0
profile picture
Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
pussy
Nov 20 2010 6:23PM
0 0
profile picture
carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
this
Nov 20 2010 6:28PM
0 0
profile picture
Wis_Skier_23
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 245
i kinda wanna try this except i would leave out the caff pills...to me they serve no positive purpose except messing with your heart
Nov 20 2010 7:31PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51252 - Karma: 157,262
The point of 4 loko's is for little kids to steal them to get drunk.



If somebody actually goes through that much effort to try and replicate that drink.... Jesus Christ the world is fucked.
Nov 20 2010 8:23PM
0 0
profile picture
Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
Still not gonna be $3.50
Nov 20 2010 8:27PM
0 0
profile picture
eheath
Posts: 61090 - Karma: 118,057
Duh, im just saying, to match the alcohol level you'd either have the brew the malt liquor or use actually liquor to make it at the high alcohol content. The one in the video was like 4%.
Nov 20 2010 8:29PM
0 0
profile picture
paulgenovese
Posts: 520 - Karma: 349
What does the legit drink actually taste like? Canada doesnt have it :(
Nov 20 2010 8:31PM
0 0
profile picture
Boggs
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 208
Damn good, I had some in the states and brought some back with me. Im getting someone to bring me some more too! It's a pre game buzz in a can. It's cheap too.
Nov 20 2010 8:58PM
0 0
profile picture
Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
I don't get what all the hype is about.  A well made jungle juice taste good and will knock you on your ass for a night.  FourLoko just makes you feel like crap.
Nov 20 2010 11:31PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)