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LoftyLawnChair
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Post the most recent dream that you have had
Nov 17 2010 6:13PM
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maximiliaan
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had to do something with turtles i think.
Nov 17 2010 6:14PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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all i know was that it was awesome, i felt great that day. I forgot most of it tho...
Nov 17 2010 6:14PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Mine was an awesome sex dream, I was railing my 56 year old lesbian neighbor hmmmmm?
Nov 17 2010 6:15PM
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thisandthatfilms
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I hardly ever remember my dreams. Ever. So it surprised me this morning when I woke up with a very vivid recollection of one of the most bizarre subconcious recollections I have experienced.

The dream involved one of the cats we kept when I was young (incidentally this cat was named 'Poo' by my cousin Nick in place of it ever being given a real name aside from just "Kitty". No that wasn't in the dream, that was real). Poo had given birth to not one, two, or three, but thirty-seven (yes, 37) kittens.

Only they weren't kittens. They were piglets. Miniature ones. That could talk. And sing. As a choir.

I think this may have been somehow spurned from our move to the new house the other weekend. One of the boxes I unpacked contained card games and board games and the like. One of the games was "Pass the Pigs" where you have to throw a couple of little plastic pigs, and score points based on how they land (it is most commonly played along with copious amounts of alcohol). I remember unpacking the game and thinking "Hmm, haven't played that for a few years" and promptly placing it on the bookshelf to collect dust along with all the other crap I haven't touched in years.

Anyway, so there I was marvelling at my new menagerie of miniature singing pigs who had just arrived on the scene via my cat and who spoke perfect English, when I discovered that one of the pigs had some kind of Fantastic 4-style power which meant that he was entirely 2-dimensional and could be rolled up into a cylinder.

And so I promptly picked him up and used him as a baton to conduct the rest of them in the singalong. And then, to top things off in true geek style, I think I went out and registered the domain 37piglets.com (or was that singingpiglets.com?)

I mean honestly, wtf?
Nov 17 2010 6:15PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
I loled at 37piglets.com
Nov 17 2010 6:23PM
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Anathema
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this dream contains scenes of violence, course language, nudity, and mature themes. rated 18A

(this dream has been removed from the thread due to graphic nature which may not be suitable for younger audiences)

Nov 17 2010 6:27PM
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FBGM
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i started lol'ing there

that was really funny.

Nov 17 2010 6:28PM
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Username_42069
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my teeth kept falling out, it fucking sucked! (2 nights ago)

(last night) i found 15 dollars and returned it to the librarian, i told her i didnt want to do it but i knew it was the right thing to do. then i woke up, really confused.
Nov 17 2010 6:31PM
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FBGM
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everytime my friends aunt dreams that a family members teeth fall out, they always die. its so fucked.
Nov 17 2010 6:36PM
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fragglemuffin
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Apparently, any dream where you see/remember teeth, especially falling out, is supposed to be a bad omen or some shit like that. I'd be careful man!
Nov 17 2010 6:46PM
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thugaim
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Skiing with my friend and Herman Maier. On rental sticks that looked like old 80s skis... no sidecut. Lose a ski halfway down first run, no brakes on it... have to chase it down the mountain on one ski through moguls. Cant find it, so I break into Herman's house because thats where the other ski was or something... get the skis again, go out next day. pow day. people hucking mad shit... holes in the snow that lead to other sides of the mountain like a fucking MC Escher painting. Shit was dope as hell.
Nov 17 2010 6:46PM
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FBGM
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refer to my previous post
Nov 17 2010 6:47PM
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BlackieChan
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Kids rag doll things came to life and grew in size, some like 20-30ft tall, I'd hide but they always knew where me and some ppl I was with were hiding and finally as we were running away some dog got a hold of my foot and wouldnt let me go and all of a sudden it was an eagle or something and its claw was digging into my foot..on another note some random hot girl was part of the group I was with, I was going in for a move and woke up confused and super bummed haha.
Nov 17 2010 7:15PM
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ECB
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Dont remember my last one too clear, sometimes I write them down as soon as I wake up, and they can be weird, but I woke up at 5 tonight, and thought it was 5 in the morning, freaked out, looked outside and realized there was too many cars to be 5 am
Nov 17 2010 7:17PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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zombie apocalypse. i was in france, trying to get on a plane to london. had to run down a pitch black boarding tunnel that went forever.with zombies. i also had to protect a little girl who was with me. maybe my dream sister. it was also a movie in my brain. called black out.
Nov 17 2010 7:17PM
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Deezy
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i just got contacts last week. and i figured out i can kinda wear both my glasses and contacts... k

so i was dreaming... and i was wearing my glasses but it was hard to see, so i took them off and was like "WHOA im wearing contacts... siiiiiick."
Nov 17 2010 7:18PM
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Username_42069
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shit, dont tell me that. i dont need want any of the spookie-cookie nonsense in my life
Nov 17 2010 8:50PM
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95romeo
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lets just say it involved me wanting to take my shorts off as soon as i woke up
Nov 17 2010 8:53PM
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rickroller
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i wass killing zombies with pow skis nuf said
Nov 17 2010 8:53PM
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Username_42069
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this is less concerning...

In the Greek culture, when you dream about loose, rotten, or missing teeth, it indicates that a family member or close friend is very sick or even near death.

According to the Chinese, there is a saying that your teeth will fall out if you are telling lies.

It has also been said that if you dream of your teeth falling out, then it symbolizes money. This is based on the old tooth fairy story. If you lose a tooth and leave it under the pillow, a tooth fairy would bring yo
Nov 17 2010 8:54PM
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AHSkier
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I had a dream where I was doing all of these tricks on skis that I can't do but I think I will try them when my mountain opens up in like 3 days
Nov 17 2010 8:58PM
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asapCferg
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I had a dream that there were mice in my house, so my mom and i were trying to catch them. I had a fork and my mom had a vacuum cleaner. My mom vacuumed up the smaller mice while I was chasing around this huge mouse and I eventually killed with the fork. Yeah i know weird..haha
Nov 17 2010 9:03PM
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McFellon
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i was in this old wooden house and it caught on fire, so i had to put it out
Nov 17 2010 9:17PM
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marley-skis
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so i was just asleep and i remember my dream. i was in some castle with friends skiing. we were jumping from the 2nd floor to the 1st onto a giant sponge. i then drove up to the mountain where the lifts were working and the only people allowed to ski were coaches and employees. i walked inside the base lodge where mary kate and ashley greeted me. they were in a photo-shoot. and i joined them. afterwards we all ate rice
Nov 17 2010 9:19PM
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j.saaaarela
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goddamn zombies in chuck e cheese tryin to steal my hair...

Nov 17 2010 10:32PM
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_Will_
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i dreamed i was a pink donut, in a world filled entirely with grey donuts. that shit was tight. i wasnt some jelly filled donut either. classic pink with sprinkles. all the other donuts were jealous of my perfectly round hole.

then a few of them got so jealous that they took me out. i woke up when six grey donuts assassinated. they drowned me in the red sea. except it was bubbling... like a deep fryer. they tied me to an anchor and threw me in off a litte row boat.

Nov 18 2010 12:03AM
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kzrstf
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anytime i drive in my dream, i have my ski boots and my skis on, and i cant reach the gaz and the clutch and im like fuck
Nov 18 2010 12:06AM
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dex.
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i once dreamt i was skiing under water. jumping and throwing rodeos and doubles whenever i wanted. shit was amazing
Nov 18 2010 12:08AM
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Talacious[Tally]
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me too but i was still in colorado and i survived and killed an abundance of zombies with my ray gun and machete

Nov 18 2010 12:08AM
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j.saaaarela
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whenever im in a vehicle in my dream (car, plane, tandem bike), the driver always disappears right after we reach top speed, and I'm locked in my seat.
Nov 18 2010 12:19AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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only weapon i ever got in my dream was a screw to slash at their face with. this was also an early morning super real dream so it was scary as fuck
Nov 18 2010 12:49AM
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Turner.
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perfect timing on this thread.

last night I dreamed that I was killing Nazi's. not jokes.
it started out at some sort of a compound place that I vaguely recognized as a camp I went to with school but not exactly the same. that part of the dream is fuzzy but at some point, myself and the random collection of people that I know in real life who were featuring in my dream, started to battle Nazi's. I killed several from my post in this fort-like thing with a rifle. this part was pretty graphic. and then like somehow I got outside the fort and they charged at us. I got back inside just in time and shut the gate. a few of them climbed over and I grabbed one and he fell on his neck and broke it. then I was going hand-to-hand with them and I was losing until someone came up to me and offered me a knife, saying how impressed they were by my skills and that I deserved to have the knife. from there I stabbed a shit-ton of Nazi's. the dream sort of blended into nothingness at that point but right at the end I somehow ended up lying on my side with my arm out like holding a tit. and then I woke up with this weird feeling like my parents had walked in on me watching porn or something. (because of my holding said tit.)
it was weird but fucking awesome at the same time. anyone want to offer an explanation?
Nov 18 2010 12:58AM
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JETS
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lies. you have a small penis
Nov 18 2010 1:00AM
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j.saaaarela
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sounds to me like you will soon ascend to glory, good sir
Nov 18 2010 1:01AM
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steevner
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I've had the craziest/most epic/vivid dreams basically every night for the last month. It's pretty sick actually

Yesterday's was pretty unreal. I woke up in the morning, and couldn't really tell if I was still dreaming or if I had woken up yet. There was some girl in my bed, who I didn't know. It was pretty weird, b/c I wasn't sure what I would tell my girlfriend.

I think I convinced myself it was a dream, and at that moment woke up, standing in the middle of my room. It was fucked.

So I go and find my friends, and tell them all about this surreal dream/reality confusion. I'm walking around my floor in dorms, and chatting to everyone. When I get back to my room, there's a bunch of random people in my bed... wtf?

At THIS point, I woke up again. Realizing I had dreamt the whole dorm thing up. I'm not a freshman, and I don't live in dorms this year! This time I had woken up for real, in my real house. I was soo confused. That dream was fucking nuts.

And... I haven't even seen inception...
Nov 18 2010 1:07AM
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604ChittyCrunk
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i grind my teeth really badly when i sleep so i wear a mouth guard. If i dont wear it i always have dreams about loosing/chipping my teeth in every way imaginable.
Nov 18 2010 8:08AM
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WakaShocka
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lastnight i dreamed that our local corner store started selling 4lokos...but most nights i dream about snowboarding
Nov 18 2010 10:26AM
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mtaylor
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I don't remember much of my dream, but in it I was working at passport control at YVR and a few creepy dead characters from Drag Me to Hell tried to pass through. I knew they weren't real people so I stopped them and told them they couldn't get past, and shot them with a shotgun, which obviously did nothing since they were already dead, and it turned into a huge epic battle.
Any thoughts to what the fuck this means?
Nov 18 2010 11:08AM
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Craze
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My last dream I can remember, I was skiing my hometowns park but i was skiing in moon gravity doing double cork 1440s over shooting our small jumps but not being hurt at all. I dont remember a single lift ride tho i just restarted at the top for about 15 killer moon gravity runs.
Nov 18 2010 12:51PM
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geezy_steezer
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lately all my dreams have the same format. im on my way to do something super fun or amazing but somehow never get there at the end...

last night i had a dream that i was on a road trip to some big mountain out west but after waiting forever in the lift line i looked down to see i had no skis on. I then had to track down my parents in some sort of casino at the base of the mountain to get the keys to our room but in the middle of my search i open a door and am somehow back in the lift line, 2 people from the chair....without skis...and then i woke up

Nov 18 2010 12:56PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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i built a motorcycle, rode it around in a skate park, put on cold weather gear and headed to the mountains where my skis were waiting for me. Needless to say i woke up and my sheets were sticky
Nov 18 2010 2:26PM
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saskskier
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I dreamt when I walked to my classes there were WestJet people giving away flights (return as well) to major cities in Canada if you filled out a survey. It was like three or four questions. I filled it out, got my tickets and was in the process of trying to figure out where I was going to go when I woke up. The two options that came to mind were Calgary so I could ski with my brother or like Toronto or Quebec City so I could take a girl on a "spontaneous" date for supper someplace better than anywhere here in Saskatchewan. I woke up thinking,"Man, where am I going to fly!?" I was stoked and then disappointed.
Nov 18 2010 2:32PM
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CrunkNugget
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i was skiing in whistler with phil casabon, and we went to a ball afterwards, and he was wearing a jiberish blazer.
Nov 18 2010 2:37PM
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psizzle
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my dream last night...went to go drop my bro off at baseball practice, i end up running into all these kids i use to play with, they ask me if i wanted to play ball with them, i was nahhhh, then they all ganged up on me and tried to fight me, i beat every last one of them up, the last guy i nearly choked to death
Nov 18 2010 4:01PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
This man raped me in a tent at an indoor concert all my friends were outside and had no idea
ya its the fbi agent from boardwalk empire, worst dream i've had in a while
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Nov 18 2010 4:14PM
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_Ryan_
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ok so i cant remember any recent dreams but heres 2 i had on 2 consecutive nights, i will neva forget :P

first one:

it was compleatly blank and then i picked up an ice cream cone... licked it once it fell off the cone and then i woke up lol

second one:

again completley blank.. then i saw a purple spec and it started getting closer and bigger (then i somehow realised that i was in a dream) then it turned out that it bvwas a big purple dinosaur, so since i knew i was in a dream i  decided to let it eat me. it ate me and i woke up :P

yeas i know exciting right   

Nov 18 2010 4:34PM
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theabortionator
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Way to in depth, multiple phases of dreams even on the worst night.

Dreams are too outrageous to capture in words these days.



My dream was oh shit
Nov 18 2010 4:36PM
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theblackrod
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i don't dream
Nov 18 2010 4:39PM
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