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Drail
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yea, so... i'm not going to lie - i am drunk. well, here's the thing. When I drink, I enjoy peeing, with no hands. Taking a big pee, drunk 'in stuff, and you just let it go.



side note: getting a lady friend to hold it for you while you pee.





ps: mods. yes, i know. delete this if it as to.
Nov 13 2010 4:42AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
yea i would do that outside but not in a house (mine atleast)

It doesn't matter how much you wiggle and dance the last few drops come out in your pants
a great moto to live by
Nov 13 2010 4:52AM
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TPalms
Posts: 859 - Karma: 252
Lol, it's an enjoyable experience (especially if said lady-friend is assisting) but I do agree that a hand is necessary for the last drop or so--no one likes to get piss on their jeans.
Nov 13 2010 5:01AM
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DIX*
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
i decided it would be a cool idea to walk home from a party so i ran 3km. i had to piss so i started running sideways while blasting a gnarly stream with no hands on the go. i can only hiope i got none on my jiberish., time will tell
Nov 13 2010 5:20AM
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Mike-O
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Straight off a blacony, watch out beloooooooooow.
Nov 13 2010 5:24AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
running naked while peeing is a blast as well!

or when you're peeing freehanded, just do 360s, if you do em right you won't even pee on your pants !
Nov 13 2010 7:22AM
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soulskier
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every damn day
Nov 13 2010 7:23AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i once pooped while rockclimbing, easily 150ft high on a vertical rockface, it was one of the raddest things i've ever done ! :D

So if pissing off a balcony is your thing, you should definately try crapping !
Nov 13 2010 7:31AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
anyone ever pee while skiing switch? my mountains empty enough at night that it has been done by many
Nov 13 2010 7:59AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,432
I'll pee skiing switch on the bunny hill in the day time.Who cares. Fuck the haters
Nov 13 2010 8:30AM
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t-roy
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there is no way that turned out well.
Nov 13 2010 9:39AM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
pretty much an epic win. might have to try this out this year. peeing while 0 spinning a jump? maybe.
Nov 13 2010 9:50AM
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Gnarshred
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I have a few spots along I-70 I like to stop to pee. Like EB right before georgetown there is a rest stop with a huge cliff I love to just unzip and let it rip no handed.
Nov 13 2010 10:09AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
that whip lash would fucking hurt though
Nov 13 2010 10:11AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Peeing while riding a longboard.... try it
Nov 13 2010 10:30AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
everyday i get off the bus, and while walking down my long driveway just whip it out and take a. sweet walking piss
Nov 13 2010 10:37AM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
i pee no handed probably half the times i pee, just pop it out, lean back and let it rip. you don't need a hand for the end of the pee, just to shake and tuck it back. Drunk or sober the no handed pee is the most satisfying pee.
Nov 13 2010 12:58PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
every. single. day.
Nov 13 2010 1:07PM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
sometimes i text while peeing and it is such an efficient use of my time
Nov 13 2010 1:08PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
Holy shit I just lol'ed so hard when I read that.
Nov 13 2010 1:13PM
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cheddafries
Posts: 1016 - Karma: 52
until you drop your phone in the piss filled toilet.
Nov 13 2010 1:39PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
two hands to text? i use one to text and the other to hold my newspaper
Nov 13 2010 1:53PM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
well my other hand is holding my scotch
Nov 13 2010 9:06PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
SERIOUSLY i know the cure!

When you piss just do 360s on the ground, no need to jump, just rotate around a bunch. your pee will projectile out of range from your clothing and the headrush will fuck you up haha
Nov 13 2010 9:11PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
nothing is more true than that statement
Nov 13 2010 10:38PM
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trettzilla
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nothing is more true than that statement
Nov 13 2010 10:40PM
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Peter.
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great thread
Nov 13 2010 10:41PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
I prefer taking a piss with only a cape on and both fists on my hips like a superhero. Like this only with no clothes and more pelvic thrust.

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Nov 14 2010 12:09AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
PIssing on the side of the mountain house after saftey class is the best
Nov 14 2010 12:13AM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
i wasn't sure how to put this but now that peter posted he inspired me

if you guys have that much trouble peeing no handed and you are dribbling on your pants then you might just need a bigger peter

no hate just straight talk haha
Nov 14 2010 12:13AM
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soulskier
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come on rook, thats what the camelbacks for
Nov 14 2010 12:21AM
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AliAgee
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I pee with no hands all day err day
Nov 14 2010 12:34AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
pissed off a huge cliff, the stream was chillin in the air for a bit then into the lake. :O so nice. then i did a backflip (like 30 feet over, not in my piss ahha) such a prime moment.

i wanna piss off a cliff in the winter and see if it becomes ice b4 it hits the ground, then shatters.
Nov 14 2010 12:37AM
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TPalms
Posts: 859 - Karma: 252
+k for you. So much win right here.
Nov 14 2010 3:41AM
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Heath.
Posts: 838 - Karma: 149
The best is peeing but holding a drink/beer in your mouth and drinking while you piss.
Nov 14 2010 3:42AM
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COrider
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lol +k and to the guy wanting to poop off the cliff in winter hoping it will freeze you are going to be disappointed as it will not freeze by impact.
Nov 14 2010 10:37AM
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