Yesterday at superpark i was busting moves like never before. first my buddy and i T Dizzle got toed up to the top of the as he says 'money booter' but it took us a while to get there because dizzle kept falling off because he was too scared. he eventually pooped in his pants and hiked up. So at the top of the jump all the pros were there. but they were all too scared to hit the jump. and they all pooped. so i went and did a cork 1620. then i went up to the rail jamming jib section. candide and t dizzle were both there and as usual t dizzle pooped in his pants and started to cry. so i wacked him on the head with line skis that i had burnt early in the woods nearby. the rail was about 55 ft away and candide clamied he could do a cork 810 disaster. so he tried one aand landed on his head. he left with t dizzle. so iwent up and did my favorite trick. a d spin 1530 on cork 810 off.and luckily for me johnny form pbp was there and gave me a part in his movie. then i went back up to the top of the mountain where the big mountain was going down. pep dawg and c.r hommee were there as well. we all got to the top of a 220 ft cliff. pep and hommee were too afraid so i pushed them off where they both pooped and made brown snow. but i jumped too only i did a triple 1620 ont o a 1000 ft 34 kink s rail where i did 34 switch ups to a misty 1530 off. then shredded to the money booter where the pros were still pooping. so i challenged mike nick who was cringing up and had a million pounds of poop behind to a jump session. he was scared and he said 'no i have to go meet tanner at the 5 fotter with the four-year-olds.' then i proceeded to the five footer to see what was going down. there were ten 4 year olds and mike and tanner. tanner had to go hide in a cave and mike nick was still to scared to hit the five footer. then after this i went urban jibbing where fans swarmed over me and the pros, well, they were pooping and pooping and pooping.