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I ate two Whopper Value Meals today

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five0
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I'm almost out of groceries so I figure what the hell, try to win an X-Box. 
Nov 12 2010 9:22PM
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Travapple.
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Hi, How are your arteries??
Nov 12 2010 9:23PM
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Stickity
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eww
you eat burger king?
Nov 12 2010 9:25PM
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charmander
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Nov 12 2010 9:26PM
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GayWolf420
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Inb4 OP's heart attack.
Nov 12 2010 9:26PM
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yuck
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no way man he obviously got them at KFC...



he obviously fucking eats at burger king
Nov 12 2010 9:27PM
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Stickity
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dude wtf
he got them at kfc and burger king?
Nov 12 2010 9:28PM
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yuck
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your metre is broken.
Nov 12 2010 9:30PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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You all try and claim you eat healthy, but you know as soon as your high you beeline for BK, or Taco Bell, or KFC
Nov 12 2010 9:30PM
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charmander
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or mcdonalds...

mickey d's is like fast food for connoisseurs.
Nov 12 2010 9:32PM
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ChadThundercock
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when im high all three of those are still really fucking gross...
Nov 12 2010 9:33PM
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twin-tip-hero
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during the summer I ate an entiere 6 piece family value meal from KFC. 6
Nov 12 2010 9:33PM
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Petey.
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Congratulations fatty :]
Nov 12 2010 9:33PM
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twin-tip-hero
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shit double post, but for some reason it posed without me clicking anything.

6 pieces, 2 sides of mashed potatoes, i think 4 biscuts, and 41 oz of root beer.
Nov 12 2010 9:34PM
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A.Eberhard
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Don't even care if I'm high... I love my fast food.
Nov 12 2010 9:36PM
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JustDidIt
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holy shit! thats like 2 days worth of calories right there
Nov 12 2010 9:37PM
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Chompo.
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why would you ever do that?
Nov 12 2010 9:39PM
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McFellon
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yeah i heard that its really good for your heart to pump pure fat around your body
Nov 12 2010 9:42PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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No, they're not. I've eaten cookies on pizza, and I bet you've eaten some pretty hardcore shit too. Don't try and act like you don't eat nasty shit.
Nov 12 2010 9:42PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Nov 12 2010 9:42PM
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Anathema
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the last time i had fast food was about 3 months ago (McDonalds) and i threw up all night after eating it. i shit you not. i didn't even eat that much, just a couple snack wraps, a jr chicken, and fries.

not gonna lie though, wendies jr bacon cheese burgers and frosties are a fucking amazing snack. ill miss them

Nov 12 2010 9:43PM
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five0
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Yeah you got me.  I was only high for the second one though.
Nov 12 2010 9:45PM
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vincepru
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then you are not getting high enough.


i ♥ fast food, high or not.
Nov 12 2010 9:45PM
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twin-tip-hero
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i was 100% sober for my KFC family meal.
Nov 12 2010 9:47PM
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Relish_man
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these people know how to make commercials
Nov 12 2010 9:50PM
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ChadThundercock
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i never eat messed up shit... no matter how high i am it doesnt really seem to effect my judgement enough to the point that i would put fucking cookies on pizza. having greasy fast food when im high disgusts me just as much as when im sober...
Nov 12 2010 10:06PM
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1337
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if this isn't a cool story then I don't know what is
Nov 12 2010 10:10PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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You have towelly as your picture, but you don't get high enough to eat amazing creations?



Don't fucking knock pizza and cookies, or pizza dipped in chocolate milk, or any chocolate/pizza creation.


You are either a huge snob, or someone who has severe food allergies. Everyone I know eats stuff like that when they're baked.
Nov 12 2010 10:13PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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calm down bro
Nov 12 2010 10:14PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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I'm not your bro, dude
Nov 12 2010 10:22PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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you're right. you would never be my bro
Nov 12 2010 10:25PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Way to continue the joke.....
Nov 12 2010 10:25PM
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ChadThundercock
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haha yeah, its kinda fucked up to argue about what ya eat when you get high... its whatever floats your boat i guess man, jus chill and respect my man... ill do whatever the hell i wanna do when im baked, and eat however i feel like eatin. but i have to say cookies on pizza is a lil whack...
Nov 12 2010 10:27PM
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Travapple.
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im not your dude, man.
Nov 12 2010 10:27PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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he's not your man, slave.
Nov 12 2010 10:29PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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I'm not your man, buddy
Nov 12 2010 10:31PM
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vincepru
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i concur. i have made the strangest foods when i was baked. but i dont remember what they are.... maybe if i get a lil bit high?
Nov 12 2010 11:22PM
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Mr.Luke
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You must feel fat. When I eat a big mac, it doesn't fill me up without fries or a drink, and when it does, I feel terrible. but it's totally worth it
Nov 12 2010 11:32PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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i lold. wait till you have to go to the bathroom.
Nov 12 2010 11:38PM
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five0
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Yeah I'm feeling a bit fat right now, I've had about 3 beers now and I'm not sure I feel like walking four blocks to the bars.  I'll probably still go but I don't think I care that much about winning a free X-Box anymore. 

And for those arguing over stoned foods.. try pb&j without the bread.
Nov 12 2010 11:43PM
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pmw
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you were funny for about a week. stick to photoshop
now you're posts are just annoying. if someone laughs at them its probably forced
Nov 12 2010 11:45PM
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RubberSoul
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best OP ever
Nov 13 2010 1:12AM
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vincepru
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i wish i had some BK woppa right about now. and some DD's tater tots with a toasted cinnamon raisin bagel with cream cheese, a wendys spicy chicken sandwich and frosty, arbys curly fries. deeeeeeeeliciouso.

and cant leave out a 50pc mountain of nuggets from Mcdicks
Nov 13 2010 1:18AM
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