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Locker pranks

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BLUMPKING
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i wanna get back at a friend of mine with some kind of funny prank. so far my best idea is to put something from inside her locker in jello. i want more ideas though. halp plz?
Nov 10 2010 9:14PM
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COrider
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Pee in it
Nov 10 2010 9:15PM
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gabe.
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fill the entire locker to the brim with some type of fresh fruit. preferably limes. then when she opens in and they all fall out there will be limes everywhere!
Nov 10 2010 9:15PM
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yuck
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crouch in her locker until she goes to open it , then jump out and headbut her in the ovaries
Nov 10 2010 9:19PM
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Evilchris
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put coke in it, then narc on him
Nov 10 2010 9:19PM
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dex.
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and/or in her butt
Nov 10 2010 9:20PM
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BLUMPKING
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lol'd for a bit. +k
Nov 10 2010 9:24PM
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i loled
Nov 10 2010 9:24PM
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McFellon
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put sauce or something on the dial so it's gross to open
Nov 10 2010 9:26PM
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gabe.
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exactly
Nov 10 2010 9:27PM
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BLUMPKING
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easy compadre. im 15...
Nov 10 2010 9:29PM
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MRoden
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copper wiring and a couple of car batteries?
Nov 10 2010 9:31PM
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twin-tip-hero
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this wins!

or you could fill it full of water balloons like someone said using limes. Only when she opens it, WATER BALLOONS EVERYWHERE!!!!
Nov 10 2010 9:35PM
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.JPolster
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Crush a banana on it. Some fucking prick did it to me. pissed me off
Nov 10 2010 9:42PM
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BLUMPKING
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
theres one guy who we do all kinds of stuff to his lock. bananas, muffins, peanut butter, tape, vaseline, everything. oh and this hospital film shit thats hard to get off metal or smooth surfaces
Nov 10 2010 9:45PM
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304NordMan
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hahahahahaha
Nov 10 2010 9:54PM
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Rudy.
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i choose this option.
Nov 10 2010 9:55PM
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dbricknasty
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wait until you have a break from school or a long weekend and put an open can of tuna in there...
Nov 10 2010 10:04PM
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Raz.
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just shit. right in there.

that is all.
Nov 10 2010 10:13PM
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infuser
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gorilla glue it shut
Nov 10 2010 10:29PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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take everything out of it, and switch the stuff with your stuff, and put her stuff with her lock into where your locker was. act like she had it wrong all year and she is going crazy because that is actually your locker and not hers.
Nov 10 2010 10:32PM
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=Carson=
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It would be kind of funny, if you could hook up some speakers so that when she/he opened the locker they would start playing some embarrassing song like miley cirus etc, and would be even better, if you got a cheap strobe light to flash also so people knows whose it is.

Or, you should get an old text book, and get some Salmon, and slice it really thin and start placing slices of it in between pages and super gluing them together so you cant see it. I think it would need to be in between pages with pictures since if it was just white paper with words u would see it. But do that and give it a week, and his locker will smell so bad and he will have no clue why.
Nov 10 2010 10:41PM
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607.
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35
put a loud ass alarm clock in there so when it goes off is disrupts the whole school
Nov 10 2010 11:13PM
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Gnarshred
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Lock another lock to it and throw away the keys.
Nov 10 2010 11:19PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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catch a small rodent and put it inside. preferably a squirrel or a raccoon.
Nov 10 2010 11:26PM
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gregorio
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raccoons aren't very small
Nov 10 2010 11:28PM
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comeatmebro
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bolt cutters. and don't throw them away.


you lock it and then you have to monitor her and when she goes to get the janitor, take the lock off. janitor comes up...no lock. repeat 3 times. proven to work lol.
Nov 10 2010 11:32PM
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Gnarshred
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ahhaha well played! At my college, they have these code locks that are on the lockers at the gym, all you have to do is type in your code and it locks it. Well some guy had a lock on one of these lockers, so I keyed in a code real quick. Dude took off his lock and his locker was still locked haha he was so pissed. Had to walk to the desk in a towel lololololol
Nov 10 2010 11:38PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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catch any size rodent and put it in his/her locker.

man, some peoples kids...

Nov 10 2010 11:41PM
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molsongolden
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if it is a dial lock then the classic prank is to coat the dial in elmers glue (thinly just to fill in the numbers) then when it dries color the entire dial black.
Nov 10 2010 11:46PM
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Sharknuts.
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ah the classic pain in the ass!
Nov 11 2010 12:32AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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handcuff a grade 8 to her locker then tell the principal on her
Nov 11 2010 12:47AM
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rickety_cricket
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Hide an open milk carton in it somewhere that mother fucker will reek in a matter of days
Nov 11 2010 12:48AM
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rudager
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Rig up a car battery and clamp it somewhere on the inside of the locker.

Only downside is everyones locker will be effected.

Or but a heat lamp and an uncooked steak in there.

Or open a bunch of tuna cans and leave them under a heat lamp.
Nov 11 2010 12:48AM
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thisandthatfilms
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get those pull snap fireworks from memorial day parades and tape them to the inside so when she opens her locker it sounds like its explodign
Nov 11 2010 1:06AM
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sirschralpalot.
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and preferably with rabies
Nov 11 2010 1:07AM
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gnarles.
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i like it
Nov 11 2010 1:08AM
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TheReverend
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Hire a midget to climb in her locker and wait until she opens it.

at this point in time she will be extremely shocked to find a very small man...
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... Hiding in her locker. the Midget could then at this time jump out and fuckin drop kick the bitch in her cunt.

Just an Idea.
Nov 11 2010 1:14AM
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sirschralpalot.
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I was literally about to post something EXACTLY like this
Nov 11 2010 1:26AM
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MRoden
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Come to think about it I have a better idea than just car batteries and copper wiring. This involves car batteries, copper wiring, door mat with a weight sensor, and a car air bag. Simple logic, wire the airbag to the car battery and wire the door mat to the air bag. Place airbag and battery into the victims locker and place the mat in front of it. When they step on the mat it completes the circuit and BAM locker door to the face. Kinda like the guy in the auto shop that gets shot into the ceiling and falls down but instead some hoe getting a metal door to the pie hole and soaring across the hall.

btw if you do this for the love of god record it.
Nov 12 2010 4:57PM
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Joe_Brogan
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at my school we used to draw giant penis' on lockers in sharpie
Nov 12 2010 4:59PM
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theabortionator
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Gotta be kind of tricky. We used cardboard to keep the base in and then pulled it out, but....




Fill the locker with bouncy balls. Sounds kind of dumb, but if you fill the whole thing up, shit gets pretty chaotic in the halls.



Or just rape his girlfriend, take pictures, and post pictures all over inside of locker, with a sign that says "gotcha",
Nov 12 2010 5:06PM
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fujarome
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fill it with dead fish. if there's even been a terrible small in a confined space...dead fish have most likely been responsible.
Nov 12 2010 5:21PM
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I_Am_Mod
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i seriously tought this thread was titled "Rocker Planks"

damn, i need some snow quickly, i start seeing skiing related stuff everywhere lately ...
Nov 12 2010 5:23PM
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vailsux.com
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Back when i was in highschool some kids wired some speakers to start playing whenever this kid opened his locker.  For about a week and a half everytime that locker opened low rider began to play.

Not really revenge, but everyone in the locker room thought it was funny as hell.
Nov 12 2010 5:24PM
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pelle_munch
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Nov 12 2010 5:37PM
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BITS
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HAhahahhaaha
Nov 12 2010 5:41PM
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Dmac2727
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i put a live lobster in my friends locker once. it cost $11 at a supermarket but it was worth it.
Nov 12 2010 5:43PM
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pelle_munch
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Nov 12 2010 6:01PM
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El_Barto.
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go to the dollar tree and buy a bunch of the round pad locks. lock up their locker with one every morning. better yet, get about 50 of em and lock up a whole hall way.
Nov 12 2010 6:21PM
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