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Four Loko Stories

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The_Cube
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if you dont know what it is its a energy drink/malt liquor drink that gets you retarted and they cost like $3, and is getting band all over the place because it is really unhealthy.
this is a funny site about it  http://www.fourlokostories.com/

if you have any funny experiences with 4loko post them

Nov 10 2010 7:59PM
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chardi
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i drank a 4 loko one night.


thats all i remember.
Nov 10 2010 8:01PM
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fillup
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I dont remember...
Nov 10 2010 8:02PM
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Conker
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Nov 10 2010 8:04PM
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pkityyy
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one time shit i forget what happened next
Nov 10 2010 8:05PM
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danbrown
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I just opened one. Don't really have any good stories from it though.
Nov 10 2010 8:07PM
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pmsnow
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"drank a 4loko n then i got gassy. i went to my dog to fart in his face n ended up sharting myself" hahahaha Good site but the lack of proper english makes some of it hard to understand.
Nov 10 2010 8:07PM
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VT_FLO
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Well we are doing it again this weekend but last weekend me and my friends drove to jay peak, chugged 4 lokos on the hike up, built a sick ass kicker and barrel tap in a sick ass line and sipped on more 4 lokos while sessioning said ghetto park. I blacked out while snowboarding (falling every 10 feet) down the mtn (not gonna ski and get loko) got some pizzas and made it back, slept for 12 hours and got all my work done.
Nov 10 2010 8:08PM
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KapitolPhoto
Posts: 1392 - Karma: 3,025
Don't remember but lost my wallet in a cab in Reno, NV. Woke up and had to get dragged behind a sled to shoot in the BC in Tahoe.

K.C. Deane will vouch.

Worst.Day.Ever.
Nov 10 2010 8:16PM
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Bepo
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hahaha, some of those are fucking hilarious
Nov 10 2010 8:18PM
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lahnabonny
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almost swam in the fountain at Ithaca College

after that i'm not really sure. ohhh the next morning was painful..
Nov 10 2010 8:19PM
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fragglemuffin
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I can't remember any of mine
Nov 10 2010 8:20PM
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kingsskier
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My friend bought 15 cases and now its banned here and he is selling them for $5-$10 a can... He thought ahead!
Nov 10 2010 8:23PM
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Black-Bandanna
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I very recently watched someone shotgun two and a row. Needless to say he was unresponsive in a matter of minutes.



Also, one of my buddies almost bit his tongue off while Lok'd.


Nov 10 2010 8:24PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
sidewalk slammers!

that is all
Nov 10 2010 8:24PM
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Black-Bandanna
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two in a row***
Nov 10 2010 8:25PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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canadian so we don't get this silly drink
Nov 10 2010 8:40PM
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jibjunkie
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drank one over like an hour and a half. felt pretty retarted my friend told me to not have any more. cised another quarter of a can and for some reason decided i had to leave the party i was at so i could piss in the fountain on the lawn of my campus. my friend went with me and told me the next day that i pissed for a solid 2 minutes.
Nov 10 2010 8:49PM
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garrettwiz
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pussy.


jk but now i really want to try one
Nov 10 2010 9:10PM
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blindside
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I've been petitioning to bring it to montreal. I seriously need this in my life. I'm thinking about getting a friend to bring some back next time they go to the states.
Nov 10 2010 9:12PM
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dex.
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to people saying they wanna try it, just take lots of grape laxative and shit in a bottle and mix it with vodka. its the same thing....tastes the same at least
Nov 10 2010 9:14PM
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jamodeo
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Only had a sip wasn't terrible i like tilts better as far as taste goes BUT i did convince a kid i drank 8 in one night and didn't puke, just said i dont remember what happened and he believed me ahaha /shity claim
Nov 10 2010 9:30PM
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BrewskiJr
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Ha. Funny you should bring this up.

1st Story
My friend did the 16loko challange by drinking 4 4lokos in a night. He got about 3.85 lokos down when my friend took the last away cause he thought he was too drunk. The challenger then bong'd three beers after and woke up with no hangover. He's trying it again tonight. Ill report with the details later.

2nd Story.

The guy from the story above had a friend who did 5 fourlokos in a night and ended up going into cardiac arrest. Shit was fuckin crazy. Happened two weeks ago.
Nov 10 2010 9:33PM
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t-roy
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i've drank 4 lokos and Joose for years now. last time i had one was on halloween. drank one 4 loko, then 6 beers after that and was perfectly drunk.

i don't think i do anything too crazy, but if you drink one you are usually guaranteed to get have a fun drunk time.
Nov 10 2010 9:34PM
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rickety_cricket
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One time I pregamed with 2 4lokos and went to a kegger. I had a pretty decent night
Nov 10 2010 9:35PM
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TonyTheTiger
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I've never seen this product around here but I cannot see it as different than a redbull mixed with vodka. None of the ingredients on the list could explaint the effects people obtain. I bet the effect are simply beacause of the high 12%ALC content and the caffeine which dulls the drunk feeling but obviously not the alcohol toxicity.
But there is also the placebo effect wich is most definetly what is making people go so crazy even after only having one...

If there is something else I'd like to know because we don't get it here in Montreal!

Nov 10 2010 9:35PM
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HenniferLopez
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nice find.

I has 2 cans in a span of like 15 minutes. apparently I told my boyfriend's gay friend that I would fuck him if my boyfriend wasn't there. friend told boyfriend. shitstorm ensued.
Nov 10 2010 9:38PM
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Mezmerize19
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I drink whisky
Nov 10 2010 9:39PM
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wintersway
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See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
Nov 10 2010 9:39PM
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aznsteeze
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wow that shit must be strong considering half the people in these stories only consumed like 2 cans before craziness ensued. we dont have it in canada so i dont really know what it is. what is in it that makes it crazier than any other drink?
Nov 10 2010 9:41PM
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andrew.
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i know a kid who drank 5 in 1 night this past halloween. he started around 2 or 3 in the afternoon (kid drinks a lot) and went till prolly 1 or 2 in the morning. last i saw him we were at this party off campus, probably like 15-20 minutes from his dorm and he disappeared. the next day i asked him what happened to him and apparently he sprinted from the house all the way back to his dorm and somehow kicked down this brick ledge thing outside it. he doesnt drink 4 lokos anymore tho cause he started getting weird twitches in his eye and shit, we all think he has nerve damage.

and btw, i heard theyre banned in ct again and theyre just selling what they have in stock. can anyone verify this?
Nov 10 2010 9:42PM
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BrewskiJr
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One can is the equivalent of like... 5 redbull vodkas....that are on steroids...
Nov 10 2010 9:45PM
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aznsteeze
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lol their website says its usually 12% alcohol and equivalent to one tall starbucks coffee. is that not really true? cause i start getting retarded after 4 jagerbombs.
Nov 10 2010 9:54PM
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dmc12380
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after pregaming before a show at club metronome in burlington, idecide to head across the street at that gas station and buy 2 four lokos. this was the first time i have ever drank them and kind of thought itd be like 2 tall boys. i downed them in the street in about an hour then made my way into the show. i remember it for the first 2 hours but then the blackness hit. i woke up the next day in bed in rutland 4 hours late to work. according to my bar tab i spent around 60 and i guess i was just buying drinks and dropping them on the dancefloor then going right back to the bar and reapeating the process. some other stuff happened and shit and i got bitched out at work the next day but im done with typing.
Nov 10 2010 9:56PM
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BrewskiJr
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Im not sure on the specifics. But I can hold my caffeine real well and one fourloko will get me pretty riled up and buzzed.
Nov 10 2010 9:56PM
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DeSena
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Drank 3 four lokos and found a four loko stuck up my ass in the morning
Nov 10 2010 10:00PM
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dbricknasty
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drank 2 four lokos and threw up the entire next day... all through my girlfriend's prom
Nov 10 2010 10:09PM
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dex.
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one time i drank 3 in a night and threw up purple on someones tent and all over some little kids
Nov 10 2010 10:14PM
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Dr.Dank
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Here is my math on how much booze is in a 4Loko.

It is alcohol by volume. So 23.5oz in a Loko, 12oz in a beer.

23.5/12= 1.958  or 2 volume beers in a can of 4loko.

There is 12% alc in a 4L so (2 beers x 12%)=24%

A keystone lite has 4.2% alcohol so (24%/4.2%)= equivalent to 5.7 lite beers


For proof of this method of math which so many people have argued with me about:

They say in health class that a 1.5 oz shot (35%) is a drink equivalent to a 12 oz beer.(4.2%) (Follow math from above)

12oz/1.5oz= 8 volume shots (so if you took 8 beers shots it would equal a liquor shot)

8 (beer shots) at 4.2% =33.6% which equals to about 35%.

So a FourLoko has about 6 beers or about 6 shots.
Nov 10 2010 10:20PM
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heymr
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peep my top 5 Four Loko stories here

Nov 10 2010 10:52PM
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Lemuel
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LOL four loko. Tis all `bout gittin Joosed.
Nov 10 2010 10:56PM
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drumbumocdp
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apparently 4 loko's make you shit your pants.
I have yet to have one, but next time im out drinkin i will be sure to pick some up
Nov 10 2010 11:03PM
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Dirty_Griddle
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i thought it was just an energy drink so i picked one up at a rest stop while traveling home late one night, downed it, and got pulled over for crossing the center line and blew a .18 that shit fucks ya up
Nov 10 2010 11:44PM
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skithesprings
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this. I dont get why people love them so much. they taste like absolute shit. i would rather drink straight vladamir than have to stomach that disgusting shit.

if you really want to get drunk drink a 40 of high gravity hurricane to pregame. that knocks the socks off a 4 loko
Nov 11 2010 12:10AM
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xJohnnybravox
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I had 2 in a night and spent my whole evening fighting my girl friend. I also periodically went out on the 3rd story roof of an apartment at Pitt U and threw bottles at concrete slabs with friends. My one friend, also on the loko, was aiming for windows of adjacent buildings. I'm gonna miss it when there is no more left. :(  
Nov 11 2010 12:11AM
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GILLSKI
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I sold my last one tn cause I dont drink that shit, they no longer are allowed on long island.
Nov 11 2010 12:12AM
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deleted5
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i had about 5 got wanted to pass out and i couldn't because i was so wired.
Nov 11 2010 12:12AM
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xJohnnybravox
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Another one... My roommate's gf was drinking it one night. She got so shitty that she pissed herself twice. Also my roommate convinced her that she gave me head in a bathroom, and that he beat me mercilessly. During this time the cops had shown up to bust a party across the street. That's when my rm said that the flashing lights were the lights on the ambulance that came to pick me up. This poor girl was an emotional wreck for quite a while after that. I heard her crying about it in his bathroom for like 3 hours, between her puking of course.
Nov 11 2010 12:24AM
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BrewskiJr
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I'm calling bullshit. My buddy who is a tank drank 5 and went into cardiac arrest.
Nov 11 2010 12:43AM
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Kcin
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my friend beer bonged 1 1/2 four lokos after he had already been drinking a bit...he had a rough night. i stay away from them they make me blackout every time
Nov 11 2010 12:47AM
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Gnarshred
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Once I drank a Four Loko... And then I had a fun night, cause im not retarded.
Nov 11 2010 12:48AM
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