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Mr.Feeny
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So I was over at my buddy's place smokin the vape and I get hungry so I drive to the nearest Chipotle. Me being my high self, I'm attracting attention to myself and this solid 7 says something as im getting my beverage.
So since I was hungry I decided just eat there, im not trying to eat cold Chipotle ya feels meh? This girl is alone too and sits with me and were just talkin about school (both go to CU).
So heres the point in time I start spittin my game, and dont ask me what I was thinking but I told her, pretty randomly that I was a born-again virgin, and shes the type of girl I pictured myself losing it too.
I rooked out and we didnt hook up that night but I have her number and we've been talking all day and it looks quite promising.

Maybs you guys can give it a try.

Sparknotes: Told a girl I was a born-again virgin and she wants me.
Nov 10 2010 1:32AM
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ARfive
Posts: 194 - Karma: 280
should be "Sparknotes: Told a solid 7 I was a born-again virgin and she wants me."

but seriously, if she's a solid 7, she's prob in shock you even talked to her that night and texted her throughout the day today.
Nov 10 2010 1:39AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
hey there sweet thang, would you like a fish sandwich?
Nov 10 2010 1:40AM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
it has always been my bro's and I's rule that if under the influence, 7's are chill to hook up with
Nov 10 2010 1:41AM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
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Nov 10 2010 1:41AM
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SCOO-WOOP
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In all honesty though, that was a pretty cool story.
Nov 10 2010 1:41AM
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ARfive
Posts: 194 - Karma: 280
it's the next day bro, if you can't seal the deal the night that you're that fucked up to even consider hooking up with a solid 7 then you dont' go after it the next day.

notice how im calling it an "it". solid 7's are nothing to play around with
Nov 10 2010 1:43AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,439
Wow, terrible story.

Didn't get anything, probably won't get anything, people text each other in middle school so that means shit, terrible pick up line, probably terrible delivery, girl is probably a solid 3, you're going to get herpes if you do try anything, you probably are an actual virgin, cold chipotle isn't terrible, you should make a scene every time you're high in a restaurant, i like turtles, she probalby will end up fucking your friend, she might work at chipotle and be trying to steal your money, you never know with these people.

just sayin
Nov 10 2010 1:45AM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
valid point sir. however what if i were to be under the influence again the next time I see her? then the tables are turned
Nov 10 2010 1:46AM
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ARfive
Posts: 194 - Karma: 280
you must be under the influence at all times when dealing with a solid 7. this includes texts, phone calls and most importantly physical contact
Nov 10 2010 1:47AM
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Governator
Posts: 116 - Karma: 18
hey there sweet thang, would you like a fist sandwich?

/corrected
Nov 10 2010 1:47AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
BOOM roasted
Nov 10 2010 1:51AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
you ain't never watched the ladies man? you dun goofed up
Nov 10 2010 1:52AM
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ARfive
Posts: 194 - Karma: 280
I didn't even read what he had to said because I already knew it'd be nothing but negative and trying to make this kid feel like shit. I knew this based off of every other post of his that i've read so now I just simply skip over his name. He's one of the people making turn the NSG into a shitty forum.
Nov 10 2010 1:53AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
bet this chick was busted if she was eating at a fastfood place alone.
Nov 10 2010 1:54AM
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SCOO-WOOP
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Nov 10 2010 2:04AM
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rot4te
Posts: 148 - Karma: 13
I wonder... does OP understand solid 7?
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/465157/page/1/

?????????
Nov 10 2010 2:05AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
This is true, although he does have a point in this post. OP missed what should have been a one timer, and is now texting the solid 7 hoping to maybe plan another time. Chances are that's all gonna fall apart and not happen.
Nov 10 2010 2:06AM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
exactly what i do, dont even read any of his posts theabortionator is a little bitch who doesnt say anything unless its negative. i'd go further into my analysis of him but i'd just be lowering myself to his level. i posted this thread to make fun of myself for saying something so idiotic, yet laughing because it kinda worked out. and she was pretty cute, and shes a sophomore and has an apartment with her roommates (who could be hot and a way to them) you never know
Nov 10 2010 2:09AM
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Moisty_Goat
Posts: 601 - Karma: 31
Solid 7's are not pretty cute...
Nov 10 2010 2:11AM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
dude that chick is not a 7... not on my scale.

Heres what you do.
1) rate the body
2) rate the face
3) take the average of the two

example: 8 body, 7 face = 7.5
4 body, 6 face = 5

Nov 10 2010 2:12AM
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SCOO-WOOP
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Well...if the scale is from 1-10, and she's a solid 7/10, thats a 70%, which is like a C-...which means shes KINDA cute but on the verge of being "meh".

Plus, he was high. So, that 7 probably looked like a 7.5 or 8. Maybe even an 8.5. Correct me if I'm wrong, OP.
Nov 10 2010 2:13AM
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bobandy
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any hole is a goal.
you didn't get a notch.
queer.
Nov 10 2010 2:15AM
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Moisty_Goat
Posts: 601 - Karma: 31
No no. You guys are confused. A solid 7 equates to like a 1 on the hotness scale. Use the search bar to alleviate any further confusion.
Nov 10 2010 2:20AM
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theabortionator
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Lol, you need to chill out mr. feeny. You used to be way cooler as our principal. You didn't used to cry so often. If you read my post you would know it wasn't even serious.

"i'd go further into my analysis of him but i'd just be lowering myself to his level"

Go for it, I really don't care. I was just joking, you don't have to be serious all the time on the intrawebs.
Nov 10 2010 2:23AM
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yankeeskid13
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haha i'm bout to use this and see if it works
Nov 10 2010 2:23AM
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SCOO-WOOP
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On a different note, I just took a bandaid off after 2 weeks and my finger smells funky
Nov 10 2010 2:23AM
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Slettalaen
Posts: 366 - Karma: 120
so if i try this and it doesn't work. do i get like a compansation or something?
Nov 10 2010 2:59AM
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th3Mailman
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no thats da butt.
Nov 10 2010 3:19AM
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messplay
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Nov 10 2010 3:27AM
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jibnut
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I feel like this thread has turned into an equation of how to rate girls.
Nov 10 2010 9:33AM
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thugaim
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binary scale is all that is required here.
Nov 10 2010 10:42AM
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thisandthatfilms
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when you say solid 7 we all think of jane... and then you saythey are chill to hook up with and we all cringe.... a solid 7 will forever and always be rrelated to jane on here............ PICS OF SAID GIRL (solid 7)
Nov 10 2010 10:48AM
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howlongcanausern
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mentioned wayyy to much about yourself to the chick.. what's the fun of getting to know somebody if you reveal that to her right off the bat??
Nov 10 2010 10:54AM
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howlongcanausern
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and this
Nov 10 2010 10:58AM
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ARfive
Posts: 194 - Karma: 280
but you're never serious, which is why no one even reads your posts anymore. you can have fun with that.


to the op, i think the whole averaging system based off the face and body is awesome hahaha just make sure you don't fuck up your math and your set!
Nov 10 2010 12:40PM
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.frenchy
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pics of "7" pleaseee

Nov 10 2010 12:43PM
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Nurgle
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Nov 10 2010 12:45PM
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fujarome
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yea people are confused. a regular 7 is a 7 on the scale. Thats actually not bad...probably even slightly above average. (unless of course you're arthur cade)

a solid 7 however, hovers between 0, and 1.
Nov 10 2010 12:46PM
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gcobs123
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That's what's up
Nov 10 2010 12:51PM
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sirschralpalot.
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a glass of corvoisier?
Nov 10 2010 12:54PM
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Mr.Feeny
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Use the scale guys...
1) Rate the face
2) Rate the body
3) Average the two

Ns, your scale of rating girls is skewed, very skewed. If you start calling 3.5's (Jane - 2 body, 5 face. And thats being nice) 7's, then they're gonna think you think they're pretty cute. And you can get in a lot of trouble that way.

After 2 hours of texting this girl last night I got a picture for you guys. Her name is Jenna for future thread reference. Also, I created a thread, got removed pretty quickly, maybe due to the fact she wasnt fully clothed... so i cropped for you

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Nov 10 2010 1:02PM
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thugaim
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Nov 10 2010 1:07PM
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TZP
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normal 7's are fine. When you use the term "solid 7" thats supposed to be sarcastic, like when someone hooked up with an ugly bitch and in his defense he says shit like nah man she was at least a solid 7. Therefore, if you use "solid 7" you mean a 2-3 , something ugly.
Nov 10 2010 1:09PM
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doobiebrotha
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SOLID 3+

she's got a fugly face
Nov 10 2010 1:17PM
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five0
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she's not bad looking, looks like she might have some sweet boobs.
Nov 10 2010 1:19PM
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ARfive
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that's a 6.76, round that shit up and you got yourself a solid 7. go get her!
Nov 10 2010 1:20PM
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Mr.Feeny
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dude she has very sweet boob, you see, people tend to forget to rate the body too, then average. she has an 8 body, and 6+ face... so thats a 7+
Nov 10 2010 1:23PM
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deleted5
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her head is a fucked up shape and she is not hot def not a 7
Nov 10 2010 1:28PM
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ARfive
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yeah dude, and get obliterated and turn that 7 into a 10 real fast
Nov 10 2010 1:30PM
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