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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
lets hear some of the best ones.


In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
May 21 2004 5:11PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
'Men of Gondor, of Rohan! My brothers! A day may come when the courage of men fails, where we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship....but it is not this day. An hour of howling wolves and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day! This day we fight! To all that you hold dear, stand and deliver!!'-Aragorn, The Return of the King

'Get busy livin' or get busy dyin', your goddamn right.'-Red Redding, The Shawshank Redemption

'I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, your fuckin with the best!'-Tony Montana, Scarface
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 21 2004 6:09PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
Look at my singnture, its from real genuis shuch a funney seen cuse she says it infront of her dad.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 21 2004 8:45PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
'any unusual breeding lately?' -Dumb and Dumber
May 21 2004 8:54PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
'fuck' - take your pick
May 21 2004 9:00PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
'he fingerbanged his cousin and that's a fact'
FUBAR
May 21 2004 9:02PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
back in 76 when you got caught fucking your cousin embareesed... 'SHES NOT MY COUSIN....

do i need to tell.??



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proud member of the telestar6 hate squad
May 22 2004 12:15AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
besides my sig?....

''hey man, you gotta joint?''

''no.''

''it would be a lot cooler if you did!''



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
May 22 2004 5:50AM
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alpinecowboy84
Posts: 3120 - Karma: 25
i love my sig and really anything else from full metal jacket. in terms of movies, its probably the movie with the highest frequency of fuckin amazing quotes.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : 'Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.'
May 22 2004 6:04AM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
'get busy living or get busy dying'
shawshank redemption




''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''
P. J. O'Rourke
May 22 2004 7:28AM
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Aspen23NYC
Posts: 609 - Karma: 10
'my seatbelt seems to be broken...what do you recommend i do?'
'i recommend you stop being such a faggot.'



'Afterlife....if I knew I had to go through another life I'd kill myself right now'
May 22 2004 1:42PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
^hahaha i was just gonna say that old school is the best fucking movie ever. so here one more qoute from them

Vince Vaugn: why you gotta do that to the kid? all you have to say is earmuffs and then you can say shit, fuck, ass

Will Ferrel: Cock, Balls!
May 22 2004 1:52PM
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Aspen23NYC
Posts: 609 - Karma: 10
^^^ha, 'i was trying to make a point frank, you don't have to celebrate it'
van wilder is classic too....'that is not a bong, it's for my shlong'




'Afterlife....if I knew I had to go through another life I'd kill myself right now'
May 22 2004 1:57PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
hey, i know it's not your job, but could you mop the rest of this shit up?

Jeff
Poniverus
May 22 2004 2:54PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
'So.... you flying somewhere?'
'yeah, how'd you know'
'well i saw your plane tickets, and then i saw your luggage, and i put two and two together.'





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
May 22 2004 4:24PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
Donnie Darko: Why are you wearing that stupid rabbit suit?

Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
May 22 2004 5:39PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
pc load letter, what the fuck does that mean


In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
May 22 2004 6:14PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
t, t, TODAY JUNOIR!!!

Top to bottom, left to right, It's called reading...you should try it sometime.-Tommy Boy

Come here Mr. Penguin. I have to take you to the zoo. the people there are real respectablelike.

No mr. Madison, there no penguin.

You gotta get you ass out there and find that fuckin dog.

He's laughin, your laughin, everybody's laughing, YOUR GONNA DIE CLOWN!
May 22 2004 8:54PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
The Top 10 Movie Quotes According to The Guinness Book of Film

1. '...Bond. James Bond.' -Dr. No

2. 'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.' -Casablanca (But really you could make a top 10 list JUST fromt his movie)

3. 'Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.' -I'm No Angel

4. 'I'll be back.' -The Terminator

5. 'Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?' -Hell's Angels

6. 'Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.' -Forrest Gump

7. 'I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home.' -Duck Soup

8. 'Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn.' -Gone With The Wind

9. 'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to?' -Taxi Driver

10. 'Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side...and don't be stingy, baby.' -Anne Christie

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
May 22 2004 9:31PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
'rue the day?...who talks like that?'
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- Andrew Berwald
May 22 2004 11:18PM
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wilkesyachtingco
Posts: 4425 - Karma: 41
'so youve done this before right? 'oh yeah, i do this all the time... ive never done it at night' 'how do you even know where your going' 'instuments, insturments' 'oh yeah, what that?' 'thats the artificial horizon, which is better than the actual horizon' 'wake up! wake up!' 'oh man, i was having the most amazing dream... i was being born 8 1/2 months premature.... the doctors were freaking out.... oh, have i already told you this dream?' 'LAND THE PLANE! LAND THE PLANE!










-you think you can take us on... you and your cronies-
May 22 2004 11:54PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...

Dr. Gonzo: singing Let's give the boy a lift.
Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.

Parking Attendant: You can't park your car here.
Raoul Duke: Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
Parking Attendant: Park? You're on the middle of the sidewalk.

''You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.''
-Raoul Duke (Johny Depp)

Clerk at Flamingo Hotel: Can I call you a cab?
Police Chief: Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker.

''Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.''
-Raoul Duke

...good shit.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''
-PhattTim
May 23 2004 1:12AM
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hucker22
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ASS TO ASS-requiem for a dream
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me gusta cabeza
May 26 2004 2:36PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
'kick his ass C bass!'-dumb and dumber

May 26 2004 5:08PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
billy madison:

GOOD, GREAT, GRAND, WONDERFUL. NO YELLING ON THE BUS.

i'll tell you who ate those sandwhiches, it was that damn sasquatch

kid:dare you to touch her boobs
sandler: thats assault brotha. ya double dare me?





sms sess 4
May 26 2004 6:17PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
i forgot one:

farley:that veronica vohn is one piece of ace. i know from experience.

sandler: no ya don't

farley: no no i don't but her and a friend of mine GOT IT ON! whoo weee

sandler: no they didn't

farley: no nothey didn't but you could imagine whatd it be like if they did




sms sess 4
May 26 2004 6:20PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
Dumb and Dumber 'where are you going?'
'aspen'
'CALIFORNIA!'
May 26 2004 7:45PM
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fattyskier
Posts: 727 - Karma: 11
'Derelicte campaign? ive never even heard of it, hell my friends and i have been in the bahamas sitting on the beach with spider monkeys triping on acid, changed our whole perspective on shit'
May 26 2004 9:26PM
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locus
Posts: 244 - Karma: 9
tell captain we're out of mayo-cabin boy
shut the fuck up donny
8 year olds dude--big labowski
suck my dick-ron jermey





what did the five fingers say to the face?
SLAP... i'm rick james bitch
May 28 2004 12:03AM
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bcboy
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Its not that im lazy its that i just dont care!-Peter Gibons Office Space

Liter is French for give me some Fucking cola -Fava Super Troopers

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

If they make olive oil out of olives what do they make baby oil out of
May 30 2004 9:43PM
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teembosqet17
Posts: 412 - Karma: 17
'are you gonna bark all day litte doggy, or are you gonna bite?' - mr. blonde in Resevoir Dogs

'what the fuck are you doing?'
'i wanted to cuddle'
'you fucking faggot'
^ boondock saints





teem bousquet
May 31 2004 10:53PM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
all i have in this world is my balls and my word, and i dont break neither of them for nobody
scarface

what happened, i blacked out.
you won!
thats how you do it! thats how you debate!
frank the tank

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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
Jun 1 2004 12:00AM
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rossignol_rider
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my sig
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Jun 9 2004 1:07AM
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skier04
Posts: 479 - Karma: 10
'Mr.S, I don't think I can sing'
'Why not?'
'Their going to laugh at me because I'm fat'
'Well you know who else has a weight issue... me, but when I get on stage and start rocking, people worship me man!'
(School of Rock)
back in black*
Jun 9 2004 5:21PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
who do you guys like?
umm, christena aguleria
no wronng.
puff daddy
oh my word, you billy
liza menaly
no worng



Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate!

Jun 9 2004 6:20PM
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