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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072

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I just blew off my knee cap and possibly grazed my cat laying on the couch.  Post your casualties.

oh and yes, i stole this idea from somewhere, cry about it.

Nov 8 2010 7:40PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
this.
Nov 8 2010 10:21PM
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garrets
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 60
Fired my all powerful bullet through many walls in my house at the neighboors
Nov 8 2010 10:25PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
I hope you really know who that is...



Nov 8 2010 10:26PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
I just fired a hole through my macbook.. shit.
Nov 8 2010 10:32PM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
Nothing, I'm fine.
I shot through a wall though...
Nov 8 2010 10:32PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
i destroyed my hip a water bottle and a speaker...... oh no my water bottle
Nov 8 2010 10:34PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
my finger was in my mouth.
Nov 8 2010 10:36PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
shot my mom oh well
Nov 8 2010 10:37PM
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the~muffin~man
Posts: 364 - Karma: 76
i had to be adjusting my down stairs right then
Nov 8 2010 10:38PM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
grazed the hair off the bottom of my nuts, through my right hammy. ouch
Nov 8 2010 10:38PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
I just killed someone below me. Whoops.
Nov 8 2010 10:38PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Just shot out my two front teeth... I now have a christmas wish.
Nov 8 2010 10:41PM
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Moonshine
Posts: 903 - Karma: 398
tip of my dick... gone, just like that
Nov 8 2010 10:58PM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
me too.. I was biting my nail.. guess I no longer have a head :(
Nov 8 2010 10:59PM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 268
my friends dick
Nov 9 2010 1:19AM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
just blasted through my neck and downward, gun facing me
Nov 9 2010 1:20AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
fuck i just fixed my drywall!
Nov 9 2010 1:25AM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
solid blow to the achilles tendon. bummer.
Nov 9 2010 1:29AM
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skiinian
Posts: 762 - Karma: 187
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Nov 9 2010 1:34AM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
i just got a hair cut , ba==m
Nov 9 2010 1:38AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
celling
Nov 9 2010 1:43AM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
depending on the caliber of the bullet I could have possibly just killed a sleeping neighbor. it was behind my head but not pointing directly at me so I'm definitley not going to be hearing much for a while either.
Nov 9 2010 1:46AM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
no more monitor
Nov 9 2010 2:24AM
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Indoobly
Posts: 125 - Karma: 14
all the way up my arm and out my elbow
Nov 9 2010 2:42AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Left earlobe = GONEZO
Nov 9 2010 2:43AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
while fingering my butthole i fired, now all my internal organs have been reduced to pulp and i only have 1 second to live....

luckily i am no perverted fingerer and i only grazed my right shoulder...
Nov 9 2010 7:04AM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
was in my pocket. skimmed my left quad, oh well...
Nov 9 2010 7:33AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
there is a hole in the blackboard.
my teacher has forgot to give us homework /claim
Nov 9 2010 8:23AM
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smile=]
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 86
shot myself in the neck. wonderful.
Nov 9 2010 8:25AM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
Reeeeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyy? you just said that? god.
Nov 9 2010 8:55AM
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T.DUDE
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 129
goodbye elbow, i dont need you.
Nov 9 2010 8:58AM
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coopsteeez
Posts: 185 - Karma: 11
i just destroyed the computer lab and a real nice tv fuck
Nov 9 2010 8:59AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
ghandi shot the :
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inb4 it's lama, not llama
Nov 9 2010 9:10AM
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Hemulen.
Posts: 448 - Karma: 17
blasted penis
Nov 9 2010 9:22AM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
teacher = gone
Nov 9 2010 9:32AM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
blew my nose off, possible ricochet off of my jaw or teeth. possible jugular artery tear which would result in death under 30 seconds.
Nov 9 2010 9:37AM
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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 269
right through my dick
Nov 9 2010 9:40AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
for some reason every time this pops up in my threads, i have the urge to click it again
my finger has begun to automaticall extend away from my body
killed my dog that time
Nov 9 2010 9:42AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
shot at my chest- but my mbp is on my chest




and everyone knows they're bulletproof
Nov 9 2010 9:59AM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
through my chin out the back of my head into the tv
Nov 9 2010 10:01AM
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-AWC-
Posts: 125 - Karma: 21
just smashed the teapot
Nov 9 2010 10:16AM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
rights through my c3 vertebra
Nov 9 2010 10:17AM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
at a presentation with the president of the university of alabama.... guess they need a new president now
Nov 9 2010 10:22AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
I shot my doggie :(
Nov 10 2010 5:43PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Shot the dick right off...
Nov 10 2010 5:44PM
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nutsnbolts
Posts: 1110 - Karma: 16
I shot everyone who voted no on marijuana propositions
Nov 10 2010 5:44PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
But she just ripped the nastiest, loudest, most rank fart EVER, so she deserved it.
Nov 10 2010 5:45PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
i hit the ground. the bullet did, I didn't shoot anything.
Nov 10 2010 5:45PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
My scalp has a slight scratch in it.
Nov 10 2010 5:45PM
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
Just shot through my bed and wall. Im fine though.
Nov 10 2010 5:46PM
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