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How many days have you wasted on the toilet?

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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
At three times a day for 15 minutes each on average since age seven, ive spent a total of 91 days of my life on the toilet. How many (estimate) have you spent?
Nov 8 2010 7:38PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i know. i only take a while when it doesnt slide well
Nov 8 2010 10:04PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
seriously? what are you, nine years old? its (9x365x16)/(60). A fucking dog could figure that one out.
Nov 8 2010 10:06PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
5 mins max twice a day, any more seems unreasonable. there are other, more comfortable things to do
Nov 8 2010 10:06PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
Thats for hours spent in the bathroom to clarify. to get days divide by 24.
Nov 8 2010 10:08PM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
2 minutes max.
get in get out i got shit to do.

oh...and im just gonna...leave this here....
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Nov 8 2010 10:12PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
^ fucking yummy. Meh. 4 minutes or less every other day.
Nov 8 2010 10:20PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
shitting is too hipster for me.
Nov 8 2010 10:28PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
fuck you. im eating
Nov 8 2010 10:40PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
once i fell asleep while playing gnarshmallow while i was shitting.

good times
Nov 8 2010 10:59PM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
then be prepared for this ^^^^ to happen to you in about an hour or so..
Nov 8 2010 11:01PM
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Willie_D
Posts: 127 - Karma: 14
haha so true. i've had to bring the charger in before
Dec 8 2010 5:02PM
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