there are much better things to do with your life than spend it ruining others. -wh@t
Skiing is an art form, an escape from all things bad, skiing is perfect, skiing is my obsession.
Love is the amazing shivers you get when you're silently slipping through trees on a powder day, that overwhelming feeling of contentment where your heart beats a little faster and louder. That unmistakable grin of happiness that you can't shake off. It's unconditional, it's unbeatable, it's compassion and it's adventure.
how do you go three times a day? i'm only once a day right after my morning coffee
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
Kind of unrelated, but a few days ago, my friend was telling me how his dad used to go to mcdonald's every morning to take a shit, because he didn't want his bathroom to stink. Needless to say, he got kicked out after a while haha
Shit usually takes 5 minutes, Piss twice a day which takes about 2, so nine minutes a day. Someone do the math for 16 years old please, I just finished my math homework and don't feel like doing anymore.
Man, in order to develop properly your sperms require about two degrees lower temperature than your body. That means your testicles are meant to be hanging. Don't you see why gangsters are breeding more kids? - k-lei
I have a friend, we'll call him Kevin. Literally every time he calls my phone, i am on the john. We don't know how it keeps happening, as i really don't shit very often or for very long. It's just extremely coincidental.
It's all in the hips.
This looks like the end for young Happy Gilmore.
"When a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 22.214.171.124.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".