Last night, I was playing in a hockey game, pretty typical, not much of a surprise for me. I was along the boards skating with the puck and a player on the other team comes up and tries to hit me, almost football style, headfirst and shoulder to hip. I stopped on a dime and the kid hit the boards, headfirst, and broke his neck. I feel like it's all my fault. If I just took the hit, the kid would have been ok, and me most likely just shaken it off and kept on playing. I had a nightmare about it last night and am just feel like I'm going insane. I ruined that kids life all for the sake of keeping the puck. Please NS, this is totally serious. I am going to drive out to Pittsburgh to see the kid in the hospital, and I hope to god the kid's family doesn't sue us.
Man, in order to develop properly your sperms require about two degrees lower temperature than your body. That means your testicles are meant to be hanging. Don't you see why gangsters are breeding more kids? - k-lei