"i was so hungry i ate the Eucharist" -uncle.badness
take a shit in the shadow of the valley of death
"If this statement is not a homeless cardboard box man-orgy, then it is a shrimp." -Arabian.
R.I.P CR Johnson
or smoke weed and then jerk off. that makes it 100x better. you know you're high as fuck when simply getting a boner feels like the hand of athena has come down and is gently caressing your cock in a cloud of majesty and marshmallows
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole
scene had an eerie surreal quality, like when you're
on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on
at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers
raced across the grassy field toward each other like
two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m.
traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m.
the tetris couch is awesome. not because it's tetris but because thats a damn good, and practical idea.
the other stuff is awful.
and excessive love of NES is getting a bit overplayed. Hell, most of this site is younger than me, and I barely remember NES, so there's no way too many people on here should be reminiscing about back in the day when they loved their nes more than anything.