OK so my parents went out with family friends,and they'll be home within an hour
heres what happened i volunteer on my cousin softball team(im 17 the girls are15)
and i met this girl named allison,were going out for awhile.and we have alot in common, sometimes i help her with her homework.I helped her write an english essay and she still got a c because her teacher is a prick but anyway....She came over like an hour ago,and i really wanted to lose my virginity so i ask her to have sex.
"no i cant its not right"she said but i told her" dont worry i know what im doing,ill be done in like 10 seconds,plus ill give you two n64 games if you say yes."
So i gave her diddy kong racing and ken griffey jr baseball,and then she goes to my room,shes a bit confused and scared.
Then i think to myself-yo i need lube right?I heard you need to lube up her clit or else it wont fit properly.
Ok so i have no lube,but i really want to lose my virginity-so i grab some butter from the fridge,but its cold,it wont melt-so i microwaved it for 8 minutes,and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter,now shes saying i burned it.
I dont know what todo,my parents will be bcak soon and shes inthe bathroom crying..please help me.
Any idea on how i can shut her up?Should i give her another n64 game?
Jump off a building.
"No consequences, so i'll just land it and walk away.
oh and afterbang" -reptar.
Yea, I'll add her, then poke her. Bitches ain't got shit on me.-ECB