in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids
oh yeah for sure, i make that connection all the time...
like michelle obama, total monkey
lilly was a huge slut one day. she would cauck her ass up in the air and dance her lil paws begging me to fuck her. i was liek wtf lilly u whore im a human and we dont deal with that kinda pussy. -prosnurfer
to get in the position to lie you need to do lots of eye fucking.-LordoftheTrees
have sexual intercourse with females, inherit some sort of profit. -Big_Spence
being a girl is nice for masturbation purposes...and you get to play with your own tittehz...but you do have to squeeze 6-8 pound living creatures out of your vagina...you got that to look forward to. -Gator.
and what the wise man said before: "if everyone skied, there would be no war." - p-fo.
the grass isnt always greener on the other side, sometimes the grass needs to be rolled up and enjoyed wherever it is-colt45er
"It will take a little bit of time. Its going to take a lot of effort, a lot of energy. And I'll give it that. I have to, I have to because that is what I want for my life and what I want with my life I'm willing to work for and what I'm willing to work for I'm definatly willing to achieve." -CR Johnson