So i was at grade checks with my mom this night and we were waiting in line. Right in front of us was the girl that i felt up at grinded the fuck out of at homecoming and she knew i drink alot. I came back from the bathroom and my mom was talking to this girl and her mom and they talked for like another 20 minutes. Lucky Neither alcohol or homecoming came up. I was supprised
dude that guy just broke his face....... he needs a gnarange (gnar orange)
well that is 17 seconds of my lfie i won't get back so ill take yours instead
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
Wiley Miller: "Well skiing is kinda like partying, you swerve to and fro, hit shit, and sometimes you fall. You can be hurting the next day and say iíll never do that again, yet a few days later your back at the same stupid antics you were doing."
gets frustrating when the skis you waxed a week ago are already slower than your friends big company skis that haven't been waxed all year. That's why people wear tight pants with surface, easier to clear jumps. -titsLOL
yeah, me too. my senior year of college my mom ran into a girl i roofied at a bar, man was that a sticky situation. unfortunately she told my mom all about it and how i bound her up in the trunk of my jetta. gotta hate those nights, right?
does anyone have a tray i can borrow, for all of these lemons?
Mount Snow/Carinthia Parks 10/11...Expect Big Things!
why would some girl talk about drinking in front of both her mother and yours? hows does that make any sense?
this thread is fucking retarded. i drink with my friends all the time but they never walk up to my mom and go "HI MRS. STEPHENS MOM, FUNNY SEEING YOU HERE AT YOUR HOUSE WITH YOUR SON. GEE, IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS JUST LAST NIGHT WE WERE KNOCKING BACK BEERS AND KNOCKING UP UNDERAGE GIRLS, OH WAIT, IT WAS LAST NIGHT! WELP, SEE YOU LATER.
im invincible, nobody and nothing can tell me otherwise